Tom Hoffmeyer

Who is selling the most booze at football games this year? We FOIA'd to find out. SURPRISE! Wisconsin football fans enjoy adult beverages, film at 11.

okay the kids are off to school so

I filed dozens of FOIAs to learn what programs were selling the most booze

the answer is obviously Wisconsin (by a LOT lmao) but here's who else cracked the top of the list. raw sales data and per capita data here:

www.extrapointsmb.com/p/who-is-sel...

Homey literally said "touch mass"

I renovated the Lincoln Bathroom in the White House. It was renovated in the 1940s in an art deco green tile style, which was totally inappropriate for the Lincoln Era. I did it in black and white polished Statuary marble. This was very appropriate for the time of Abraham Lincoln and, in fact, could be the marble that was originally there!

sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is

i imagine there’s about to be an influx of MAGA chuds spewing their bullshit but i really can’t stress enough that if we don’t give them oxygen, they’ll get bored and leave. block early and often.

really striking the degree to which not a single person working in the trump administration appears to be interested in serving the american people

Old Dominion > VT > NC State > UVA > Florida State > Alabama > Georgia

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today.

Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943.

Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s.

Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

Canceling Jimmy Kimmel show is not about Charlie Kirk, just like going after universities was not about antisemitism and occupying DC was not about fighting crime.

The Big Ten Conference

The media doesn't want you to know that like 92% of Americans died last year from illegal drugs. But we're not going to let them conceal the truth any longer.

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

give Arch Manning some time, he's just a junior quarterback starting at home for a team loaded with talent against one of the worst defenses in college football

there was never going to be a world in which the right didn’t claim the left was celebrating the death of charlie kirk, no matter how respectable anyone tried to be.

Colts QBs to start games since their last Week 1 win in 2013:

Andrew Luck
Matt Hasselbeck
Josh Freeman
Scott Tolzien
Jacoby Brissett
Brian Hoyer
Philip Rivers
Carson Wentz
Matt Ryan
Sam Ehlinger
Nick Foles
Gardner Minshew
Anthony Richardson
Joe Flacco
Daniel Jones

The Onion News Network truck featuring the headline ICE Opens New Supermax Prison for Most Hardened Toddlers stationed outside the ICE facility.

The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.

Wait so not everyone goes 11-1 and goes to the College Football Playoff in their first year as Head Coach

I can

I can

America should apologize for not handing out participation trophies at Appomattox so nobody felt bad about losing the Civil War

a plate of skyline chili served over pasta with several pounds of shredded cheese on top o

Taylor Swift show your support for your beloved fiancé's favorite college football team by eating this

Cash-Strapped Subway Threatens To Reveal Identities Of Customers Who Eat Subway If They Don’t Pay

random but I actually noticed several hundred people ransacking a prominent Washington DC government building a few years ago, any chance we can get started with them? it was on video so it should be pretty easy to track them down

A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al

You sure about this, Google?

Well as a US Senator, my job is twofold. Of course you have to do a lot of fundraising, campaigns are expensive. So there's a lot of that. And also sometimes I go on Benny Johnson's podcast and tell him that I'm too scared to drive into the city for a Cincinnati Reds game these days.

Hey the Soviets lied about economic data all the time and everything turned out fine for them

Anyone who thinks All Religion = Christian Nationalism is someone who has experienced life in a (probably really caucasian, for one thing) bubble. That's ok, we've all been placed in one bubble or another. It's good to think outside the bubbles whenever we find the opportunities 👍

We're Coming Home.

Our first retail store opens August 19th in Bloomington.
www.homefieldapparel.com/pages/cant-m...

Personally, I think it’s cool that INDIANA is the yet again the main character of college football and is making everyone lose their minds in July

This is so bleak.

Speaking for myself, I’ve never had a crisis of faith because I suddenly realized "Wow, I don't believe any of this." It’s always come from looking around at other Christians — the ones I was supposed to look up to, guys like Mike Johnson — and realizing "Wow, *they* don’t believe any of this."

Aerial view of the White House with multiple red map pointer icons above it.