Revoking my go*gle access would significantly nerf me
16.02.2026 06:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@deepstatedani.bsky.social
i am like if winnie the pooh was a human woman
Revoking my go*gle access would significantly nerf me
16.02.2026 06:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0when i hear the name βkatrinaβ i think of hurricane katrina. hurricanes shouldnβt have human names they should be called like, βhurricane optimus primeβ
24.01.2026 19:37 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0i believe Mr. Beast's Saudi-Mormon alliance will be a force for good
17.01.2026 01:34 β π 46 π 9 π¬ 1 π 1captain holt on brooklyn 99 saying "bone?!"
me finding out what my contractor ralph fiennes made my brand new temple out of
17.01.2026 04:13 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0πππ
17.01.2026 04:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0fritos is a coping skill for a very specific type of trauma
17.01.2026 04:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Am I the only girl who feels a soul connection to the charlie sheen documentary
29.12.2025 02:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0calling into work sick with the woke mind virus
13.11.2025 01:11 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Me and the boys celebrating today:
05.11.2025 18:22 β π 363 π 48 π¬ 10 π 5for april fools this year im going to tape peopleβs buttcheeks together
05.11.2025 19:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He is, instead, a 59-year-old Long Island wine importer named Bill DeBlasio, who merely responded to an email from a journalist seeking his views on Democrat Zohran Mamdaniβs policies. βIβm Bill DeBlasio. Iβve always been Bill DeBlasio,β DeBlasio said in an interview conducted Wednesday evening through his Ring doorbell in Huntington Station, Long Island, from his current location in Florida. βI never once said I was the mayor. He never addressed me as the mayor,β DeBlasio told Semafor Wednesday evening. βSo I just gave him my opinion.β
Iβm crying
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Have to post this because @dasharez0ne.bsky.social doesn't seem to have it and this one is just inarguably true
20.10.2025 16:12 β π 18 π 4 π¬ 5 π 7I hope that the soylent green will taste like reeses pumpkins
19.10.2025 17:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0we need bipolar voices in political theory
03.10.2025 04:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i have been thinking about this every day since i saw this post
07.08.2025 23:39 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Remember when writers didnβt use AI and instead just stole their wifeβs work and claimed it as their own?
07.08.2025 20:12 β π 657 π 191 π¬ 5 π 7this is the way of the future. maybbe it is we who are wrong
07.08.2025 23:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0congratulations!!!!
08.07.2025 21:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0we want to take a trip to your neck of the woods, too!
08.07.2025 21:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0read this post and nodded to myself
07.07.2025 21:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0and if any of you dare spoil Great Mammoth Mystery (2022) itβs on sight
07.07.2025 21:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Eminem in a light blue sweatsuit
when i refer to athleisure pls know that I mean this specific fit
24.06.2025 02:08 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0does any1 want to be my friend on goodreads
22.06.2025 18:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0im onto something here, iβm shore of it
13.06.2025 20:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0tf is a βbaby tee?β I am an adult woman
11.06.2025 23:16 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0lincoln navigator should be outlawed unless ur a drug dealer
09.06.2025 19:52 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0dream blunt rotation
08.06.2025 04:13 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0its giving animatron
07.06.2025 03:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this film and its mystery and intrigue continue to captivate
07.06.2025 03:31 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0