Scott K

Then it's a good thing they booked one of the world's most popular musicians.

Thoughts on Bad Bunny performing at the Super Bowl and why it matters

I grew up as a Latter Day Taint and this got a good belly laugh from me. 😂

So this has been cool, but what about all the influencers and celebrities who live or own property in Dubai that we've not really been acknowledging for a while

Fucking My Heart in the Ass

Hearing Steel Panther in the Peacemaker season finale lifted my mood a little bit. 💀

An outdoor nighttime selfie of me with a lit joint in my mouth.

I lied earlier, NOW I'm smoking grass (with an extra helping of kief) until I can't feel feelings anymore.

It's Thursday, drop a cover. (Listen to the end, TRUST ME)

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I shot a Halloween porn. It's called Freddy Got Fingered.

Spooky season, but it's just me being terrified of my intrusive thoughts.

A trailer is seen with graffiti on it that says "'They' eat babies in Denver!!" in a Facebook post. An AI prompt below the post reads "Baby-eating restaurants in Denver".

The clankers accidentally revealed phase 1 of their "Final Solution". 😱

Two golden retrievers, one darker than the other, are seen standing in the living room of a house, both with stuffed animals in their mouths.

The same two golden retrievers with the same stuffed animals in their mouths, except this time they're on the back deck. The picture was taken from a seated position in a patio chair. My shorts are visible, and the dogs are both standing directly in front of me.

Please send help, I'm being viciously attacked by two adorable golden retrievers. I might actually die.

I looked into the abyss. It offered me a coupon for 10% off my next emotional breakdown.

I have yet to see a dump truck ass that wasn't edible. Just sayin'.

Nintendo was founded during Queen Victoria's reign.

1889 - Nintendo was founded; it was originally a trading card company

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Back on April 2, Speaker Johnson swore in 2 House Republicans - during a pro forma session - who were elected the day before. Anyone who says Adelita Grijalva D-AZ can only be sworn in when the House is back and voting is lying to you.

What's your sign?

This is a basically an ad in the making for Tex Mex restaurants.

No one wants to be on the hook for his contract, and I think he has a no trade clause.

That was my mantra when I worked in beer. We were doing quite the opposite, actually.

Look, Flacco will always be special to Ravens fans, but come the fuck on.

Somebody out there feels better that you exist. Remember that.
& Never forget it either. 🩷🫂🩷

My son is literally the only reason.

DuFALLLLL

My stoned ass was FREAKING OUT.

Inside you, there are two wolves. Outside of you, there are like millions of wolves. Good luck with those odds.

Eat arbys