Alan Cumberland

I'd pretty much stopped because of all the ads making it unreadable, and my fear of dying in a humiliating way and it being in Wales Online has kind of receded

Cilla gurning unpleasantly next to a brown house

Found it

It was a shit article, like the ones on the bottom of Wales Online pages with the weirdly local target ads for cremations and hearing aids

Sorry to barge into this but does anyone have the Cilla Black's Repulsive Home clickbait?

Yeah fair point, hadn't really considered that (concerning)

I'm feeling a need to ✨upgrade✨

I don't really think attempting to scam another rich guy (who seemed like a cunt tbf) makes him a bad person, dudes rock

Planning to deal with it in the way I deal with most problems (going to bed and hoping it's sorted by the morning)

Feel like I should be more concerned about this but cba

Body temperature is apparently 35.5 🎉🤒🛏️

of all the disgusting media frauds feigning outrage now, @jonsopel1.bsky.social is surely one of the most despicable

He's one of the few unproblematic rich people, but wasn't Alexis held hostage somewhere for a bit

Love that thing people do when they own fascist by making them look fat in pictures. Love it. Because being fat is bad right? Or is it just funny?

Yeah, no toy breed is ripping limbs of people. They can be aggro little bastards, but the biggest risk is infected bites

I've been looking at Great Danes on their hind legs, absolute units

They're absolutely massive - which makes sense given what they were bred for

I've only got one bathroom cat but she will howl if she's excluded

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I met some a month or so ago, they were great but they must have absolutely colossal appetites

I'd love to see more Great Danes lumbering about

The one we had when I was a kid pit me off for life - the unpredictability and anger in an XL bully sized body 👎👎👎

I guess it's more resource intensive to do that; who decides what's dangerous etc. I do think one approach might have been looking at the family trees/pedigrees for known problematic lines could have been one approach

I cringe a lot when I see people letting their kids climb on their dogs as well

Yeah, I think that's it. I think if they accept that their XL bully might be dangerous and unpredictable, it opens up a lot of questions if they've got young children or frail elderly people living at home

Yeah, they can be arseholes (like the Jack Russell we had when I was a kid who would wake up and launch himself at us to bite), but they can't tear people's limbs apart

Percy killed one then chucked it under the sofa to liquefy, the terrible creature

Yeah, I think it's a weird defence when your mother in law has just been mauled to death by your XL bullies, it's like saying she could have been hit by a bus or something

Mauled, ffs

Why are they always saying stupid shit like this, who tf has been mailed by a poodle?

(The giant ones are probably physically capable but I'm not aware of it ever having happened)

The real problem with Epstein and Mandelson is it shows how fundamentally corrupt and broken our system is. One person's network reached its corrupt tendrils far and wide because lib democracy is anything but democratic. It lauds money and the people who have it and does little else.

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