reading a thread of teachers giving each other tips for lockdown drills and a popular one is to keep a container of suckers on hand to give kids to help 1) keep them quiet and 2) calm them down. Gosh bless America I guess

got a talking to from my boss’s boss about saying “It’s the asbestos” every time someone says or does something weird

the founding fathers failed to anticipate how stupid we’d get

just got accused of being heterophobic

Autism is not a mental illness. It's a neurodevelopmental brain wiring difference that causes clinically significant impairment in daily functioning. It's not an illness that needs to be cured. It's a disability that needs to be accommodated.
#AutismAwarenessMonth

rewatching episode 6 whenever I need a lil pick-me-up

I cannot stress enough that the American people protested, donated, subscribed, and voted in record numbers in 2018 and 2020 and then those institutions that they propped up in opposition to Trump sought to accommodate him instead. And here we are.

(1/3) It needs repeating: in 1994, Ukraine was persuaded to give up its nuclear weapons to Russia in return for the US, the UK, and Russia guaranteeing Ukraine’s sovereignty, security, and territorial integrity.

good for her!!

Image of someone holding large Metapod plush

here, take this

The geniuses at the Democratic Party settling on “maybe we were too woke” rather than “a cabal of billionaire pedophile Nazis are stealing your money and taking a sledgehammer to your future” is astonishing. Just one of those things

A smorgasbord of Polly Pocket clothes

🦴🍎 🦷🦷

thinkin bout how many microplastics I consumed as a kid when I would chew on Polly Pocket’s clothes 🤔

went to see the last time a mod I downloaded for The Sims 2 was updated and read that the original creator passed away over a decade ago

La colorimétrie de #severance 🤍

imagine being born with the evolutionary gift that is opposable thumbs and using them for evil 🤢🤢🤮

The fact that this exists around us but we got stuck on this stupid planet with a bunch of man babies trying to work out their grievances is just so annoying.

remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards

Black cat making a silly face

Black cat mid-yawn

Black cat making an evil face

my 3 moods

Free school lunches for children is such a no brainer to me. It is very much in everyone's interests to have children's brains develop properly

handheld rights card to present if you believe you are being unlawfully detained, questioned, or arrested due to ICE

protect yourselves

my little cousins are old enough to have phones now and they’re so cute in the family groupchat 🥹🥹🥹

me too pikachu

best friends

forming a support group for people who got traumatized by getting eaten by the sea monster in Spore