Totino Heat

One time I interviewed for a position at a school I was a long term sub at with the principal (who observed me twice) and the teacher I subbed for who I was in constant communication with for the whole year and I didn’t get the job because some of my answers “weren’t specific enough”

Some bonus wild cards. Seems like round is the meta

Group three: god bless

Group two: I believe I have seen a pikachu or some creature of a similar sort

I had kids draw Pokemon from memory for extra credit. We’ll begin with group one: real ball knowers

“Mr. Collazo when is your birthday?”
“It was in march”
“Ok. Today is your birthday now”

:pampken:

A new challenger approaches

Choose your fighter

shin ramyun black got me seeing shit

Happy #GamerStation we’d day to all who celebrate

fucked up in the crib sippin gatsby

It’s Our Year

student 1: "mr. collazo, come on. we're all adults here."
student 2: "HE'S LITERALLY THE ONLY ADULT HERE"

A little something I’ve been working on: oh humanity/every single person is a friend to me. Let me know what you think

The G in IWGP stands for Goto and people are finally starting to see the truth

the mets signed pete alonso btw

I tuned in just to see what was up since people seemed to be enjoying it and I saw yeetman punching the yeahguy while the crowd said yeet and the yeahguy was punching the yeetman while the crowd said yeah. I felt physically ill

kids are taking some test that's supposed to adjust to how well you're doing. one says "did you get the question about ants?" the other one says "bro ANTS? mine was about METAPHYSICAL REALITIES"

arctovish, raging bolt, mimikyu, sirfetch'd

buying pants that are specifically too big so I can take them to my tailor Mrs. Julie and she can tell me how nice the pants are

shin ramyun is goated when eating something that tastes like spicy is the vibe

he did go back to his seat and googled "how to escape the labyrinth" which got me pretty good

I've been giving students increasingly insane consequences for mundane things. Today a kid asked me what would happen if he didn't turn in an assignment before break so I told him I would trap him in the labyrinth. he looked genuinely devastated

Anyone know if Pete Alonso signed with the Mets yet

the mets signed juan soto btw

He really said that.

Anyone know if Juan Soto signed with the Mets yet