sam 🌻

this was incredible journalism queen

this week’s “keep it” is to @irathethird.bsky.social for leaving keep it. and during Leo season?! (all jokes aside you’re great and I hope whatever comes next for you is fulfilling and wonderful)

imagine waking up with a crushing hangover and looking out the window and this is the first thing you see

I always say he lopes like a panther

phanatic or gritty are your only real options I think

it’s been so long that I had to look it up LOL but I’m pretty sure I played as Conker the Squirrel

diddy kong racing >>>> mario kart and I’ll die on that hill

respectfully I will learning about the fate of the Hawkins kids through reading the Wikipedia episode summaries, like a real adult

bringing r*ben into the booth for the rhys homecoming is absolutely despicable

trust me closing this at MSG is so much better than home

pacers I really need you to lock the fuck in

watching this absolute stinker from minny

WHAT AN INCREDIBLE EVENING TO BE A NOVA KNICKS HATER

a burnt hot dog and a ballgame, few things better

a laugh track, but it’s literally just Bill Hader’s giggle

i got to see Mulaney and Pete Davidson perform standup in a high school auditorium for $35 back in like 2018 and i have been chasing that high ever since

spending my long weekend doing the proper things: watching all 11 episodes of everybody’s live with my emotional support stand up comedian John mulaney

every person on this show deserves an Emmy

my dad, a noted DWP fan, when he heard the news: “is it called the angel wears Gucci or something?”

a drive that should have been a half hour took 2 hours so yes I will inhale a pizza and down some orange crushes, thanks!

an absolutely incredible morning to be a nova Knicks hater

almost physically impossible to go to the mall without visiting my auntie anne

if you’re gonna do it, that’s like a 7/8th inning activity

doing the wave in the 4th inning is despicable I’m sorry

catching up on Hacks and god this show is both perfectly cast and perfectly written. if the Emmy’s were just, the comedy category would be a three way dogfight between hacks, Abbott, and gemstones. but they’re not, so the not-comedy the bear will sweep again

the Discourse if the Celtics come back from 3-1 without my archnemesis jayson tatum is going to be delicious

in what world did we actually need a live action lilo and stitch movie? am i a boomer for thinking to just leave the cartoon alone?

god gives her strongest soldiers (me) the toughest battles (going to the gym when it’s raining)

my father (noted pacers fan) loves to remind me of this trade almost weekly

if I were like stupid rich the amount of money I’d pay for that experience is unfathomable