jaker

like goddamn

thinking about that scene in thr middle of SINNERS again

“I had to burn my hand on the hot stove for myself and lit precious resources on fire to do it. It hurt!!”

-the stove wasn’t hot enough that’s why it hurt
-try using your other hand!
-hand-crisping technology is still in development!

“I’m allowed to say the n-word if I’m singing along to the lyrics” ass logic these folks use to justify themselves. Dont use it means dont use it period

"i had to try it myself"

no, you really didn't bsky.app/profile/kjhe...

she gets kneed in the head like 3-4 times a day. It’s remarkable

my Dog is absolutely unbelievable at being in the way. Bobby Wagner finding the A-gap levels of spatial awareness. Troy Polamalu Skills finding a hole and Plugging it man. Total body sacrifice, a true contact seeker

damn they got hella corners They ain’t lying about that

camera lens took a Big Ole Sniff taking this shot for sure yup

reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland

Sun's coming up, I'm walking alongside (not *in*) the two bike lanes, I see a karen on a bike way up ahead, coming toward me, ringing her bell repeatedly at me, and it's like, I am nowhere near being in your lane, lady -- now she's slowing down and pulling over near me, wtf. It's my wife.

*speaking into microphone tucked into my sleeve* first treat acquired

"Trans people existing does literally nothing negative to your lives you crybaby wimps.
Your life is getting harder and costlier because of the oligarchs, not trans people"

Sticker spotted in Koreatown, Los Angeles, CA

Tim Lincecum at baseball-reference.com Career stats of Tim Lincecum

Tim Lincecum
Pitcher
Debut: 2007 - Retired: 2016
LAA - SFG

Brandon Marsh superimposed over the current NL standings

Good morning.

Suddenly the Mets are as close to the Reds as they are the Phillies.

MASHING TREA-TERS

WONT DO IT AT HOME

MY SOM

Owner of Trump-themed burger chain arrested by ICE, facing deportation — The Hill Roland Mehrez Beainy, a co-owner of Trump Burger in Texas, is facing deportation.

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Mjölbir™️

and you won’t! becuase his changeup is in the other batters box and you swung at it! Fool!!

Dropping like High Horse Power flies

wow I can’t believe the Super Bowl is tonight already

TRUCK ON FIRE. SEEMS BAD. BOX, BOX.

that’s just earning a truck merit badge

you should know I picked up the remote immediately

some really tremendous results from these hashtags. Bluesky is Dying my entire Ass

if I were trying to sneak up on myself I’d for sure do it when I was brushing my teeth Becuasw I truly cannot hear a goddamn thing #phillips #ad

Jim Irsay’s House in Photos The late Indianapolis Colts owner's longtime home in the Hoosier State is now available for $12 million.

You're going to want to check out Jim Irsay's house, @davidjroth.bsky.social and @drewmagary.bsky.social robbreport.com/shelter/cele...

you’d think the extremely nice bed he can afford to buy but yk “I’m not a blue loser!!” is comforting too probably

not the point but this picture really drives home that these two should be having the same conversation in the cafe of the psych ward at ur local SNF every day, not running the country