Coyote in an ALDI

JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case

It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

i don't think the city of Philadelphia has taken an L this hard since they moved our nation's capital

i never wish to body-shame anyone, but i simply cannot handle Ray Ferraro without a mustache or at LEAST the scruff. my brain cannot compute it. please hockey gods, give him a sign

according to the Constitution, if Dolly Parton kicks it before that awful man does you are officially allowed to burn down ONE (1) government building. make it count tho

shhh my dude be quiet i'm trying to afford an apartment out here

just me over here wishing that Tilly Norwood was real & Bari Weiss was AI

question: if someone’s putting on a clinic against the Cubs, do they call it a “Build-A-Bear Workshop”?

i want to vote for Zohran, but according to this paid ad from *squints* “the John Galt Institute For Misunderstood Billionaires,” it says he will subjugate my wife

White House backs 'border czar' Tom Homan after reports he accepted cash during an undercover FBI probe last year MSNBC first reported Saturday that Homan had accepted cash during a 2024 encounter with undercover agents who were posing as businesspeople seeking government contracts that Homan suggested he could h...

i miss the days where you could call a man "Czar" and just KNOW he was on the up and up

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without Jane Goodall's guidance on how to properly document my studies of them, those chimpanzees would have just torn my face off for no reason

if Ishmael had the internet back then you just KNOW he'd be messaging Ahab some dumb shit like "i hope this email finds you whale"

apparently to my friends, saying you are one year “heroin-free” is not impressive or noteworthy if you were never hooked on it and would not even know where to acquire it

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

This is all so deeply fucking weird, man

/normal person watching this "Haha, I love it. I understand all of it and also it's the kind of thing I'm into! These people are my friends."

one good thing about the rapture is depending on how pious my neighbors are i might actually be able to afford a home

The McRib is back for a limited time

Imagine if Mike Pence doesn’t get raptured tomorrow lmfao

^(also, no “cure” for autism is needed, obviously, fyi… Hope that goes without saying)

yeah okay fine but what RFK Jr ISN’T telling you is that if you’re cool enough to crush up Tylenol & snort it then it becomes the cure

perfect chance for Jimmy to tell the FCC to see you next Tuesday

In case you need me to tell you this, whatever the Clown Car says about autism today, it's going to be a bunch of shit. Read autistic writers and researchers if you actually care about us. We are legion and live it.

ah, well

the Weeknd has long grappled with vices in his lyrics. for instance, "I Can't Feel My Face" was an allusion to cocaine use. similarly, "Save Your Tears” was a haunting tribute to his compulsive fetish of lapping up other people’s fresh tears out of their faces. what can i say, the man needs help

Is this about Charlie Kirk?

"labubu" this "labubu" that how about you "labu-BOO" our governments backwards policies!!

BBC News headline: David Bowie's secret final project discovered locked in his study

When I die, regardless of whether or not you find anything interesting, please say that I had a study