Larch 🏳️‍⚧️ vibing to Scylla and the Sirens

Partner just confused Maelle and Miette

Aaaaaand now "Jail for mother for One Thousand Years" will forever be voiced in my head by Jennifer English which, actually kind of works!

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

(Inaccurate but only because my moral philosophy rejects DLC that should have been base game)

Oooh not a director but this feels like MY director's jam

Sure but does it have cheesy rap about being stuck on an alien planet and meeting a bigger gun like the cooler XCX jk

It might not even be that dangerous, I'd like him to keep an open mind about it!

Oooh that's right! I'm glad it was a great trip!

Oh I know lol I'm just shitposting!

Who is this "Charli" and what does she have to do with Xenoblade Chronicles X

Sashimi looking more like Temaki there 😂

Honestly the worst part of choir life, that Christmas Music Season starts like at least 2 months before it does for everyone else

guys

"don't have a nazi tattoo"
"don't be stupid enough to not know you have a nazi tattoo"
and
"don't be too stupid to not get a nazi tattoo removed before you run for federal office"

are not impossible standards

We're anti-coal here, except for this coal!

Is this a No Exarchs thing?

Ben & Jerry's Netflix & Chilll'd. Peanut butter ice cream with sweet and salty pretzel swirls and fudge brownies. Comes with copious Netflix branding.

Partner: "I'm not a fan of brownies in ice cream"
Me: "Yeah and I'm not a fan of knowing that someone fucked the batter"

Picard AI meme

Voicemail transcription "Hi it's pickle Pharmacy we have a prescription ready for you thank you bye"

Android dialer serving up a transcription that is both incorrect and, because this is my spiro, weirdly accurate?

Final Fantasy 14 screenshot of a cat boy riding a rainbow-colored leaf monster in a mountainous rainbow-filled landscape

New BIS mount for in-game pride parades just dropped! #ffxiv

I think it was Something Awful that would automatically replace the phrase "I'm not racist" with "I'm quite racist" and it was like, never misapplied

Idk it's a bit too Amigara Fault to do it for me

Please ensure you have set aside sufficient time to view the naked people

I'd be there if I could but alas it is not safe for me to cross over to home right now.

Wheeeen theee
Bird in your room represents all your gloom
Nevermoré
When you're trying to grieve but that corvid won't leave
Nevermoré
It will rap
Tippy tippy tap
Tippy tippy tap
Waking you from naps aaand
Your dream-a
Then will fly
Never tell you why
Even if you cry
Landing on your sideboard Athena

YouTube video by M D FFXIV OST Moonfire Faire Theme

Happy #moonfirefaire #ffxiv OST season to all who celebrate! youtu.be/JYZpcUO8ID4?...

Guy singing in Xenoblade Chronicles X's hub town: "I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I CAN'T SEE YOU!"

Me: *frantically looks for the unmute button and the webcam safety switch*

Giving us transes ground in The Acronym is not the move I expected from him!

Square Enix announces new range of Dragon Quest themed golf accessories Square Enix has announced the launch of "DRAGON QUEST GOLF," an entirely new brand of official golf equipment and accessories. The new brand is built around the theme, "Let's Go on an Adventure!"

*sigh* well everyone, I fought the good fight, but I think I need to give in and learn to golf essential-japan.com/news/square-...

Y'all, nothing says "film buff" like giving yourself a fake Hollywood star

Thing is, Tolkien only sold off movie rights for the Hobbit and LotR books. Rights to Silmarillion, unfinished tales, etc I believe are still jealously guarded by the estate. Aaaaaaaand from what we've seen the last few years maybe that's for the best?