Tim Brady

Won’t any doctor’s office accept a video of a campaign speech as payment? I think they should. “Bill it to this guy.”

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Firings will continue until jobs numbers improve!

We are pleased to report from the new MAGA Patriotic Bureau of Labor Statistics that thanks to Leader Trump employment is up 10 million jobs for the month of August.”

Headline: Fascist orange buffoon to fire person for reporting bad jobs numbers.

I know what I’ll do, add another job seeker to the numbers.

C’mon Yahoo! #guardsball

Can you imagine if a Dem Prez released a triple murderer?

I guess it didn’t happen then. Huh.

What about the negative impact of Obama’s Cash For Clunkers?

Available for wedding child brides.

“Details” = PTBNL

a large body of water is coming down a dam wall Alt: a large body of water is coming down a dam wall

The Cleveland Cy Young to Another Team Pipeline. #guardsball

a man wearing glasses and a purple tie is making a face . Alt: A living, breathing asshole smiles.

Not yet.

Dolly Parton.

The beating heart of Bluesky is “the Democrats need to fight back.” Unless, apparently if it includes gerrymandering like the pedos do.

Wally World in the distance in a picture taken from The Lost Boys Bridge

Google maps screen grab showing The Lost Boys Bridge near Magic Mountain Pkwy

From the bike paths in Santa Clarita, CA you can see Vacation’s Wally World (Six Flags Magic Mountain) from the bridge used in The Lost Boys.

Need to get all the Whitewater real estate experts on this. Hello? Anyone? Hello?

Maybe he got traded.

I sure hope not.

A dadgum horse?

Body massage!

Finally, someone agrees on the Tagalong. By a mile!

two basketball players are hugging each other on the court . Alt: LeBron wonders why JR Smith didn’t know the fucking score in the NBA Finals.

Give him a what now?

They should go back to the playoffs.

"What if we suspended every single law & convention we have?"

"For everyone? That'd be anarchy."

"No, just for one dude."

"Someone extra-special, wise & virtuous? A literal philosopher-king?"

"No, pretty much the worst guy who ever lived: vain, corrupt, greedy, stupid."

"OK. Sure. Let's do it."

When the enormity of the world's horrors makes you feel helpless, narrow your focus. Find one stranger and scold them for posting a recipe while kids are dying. Call out a new mom for not adding alt text to a baby photo. Critique a selfie. Correct a joke. Show people you care more than them.

Think of what they’ve bought so far.

Has anyone seen MTG’s Nikes?

That OANN shows are already selling Maxwell as a victim.

Different from the drinkers that the County Stadium scoreboard used to warn Brewers fans about known as Two-Fisted Sloppers.