@kelpy.bsky.social
hamburger is coming for dinner. goodbye | free palestine 🇵🇸 | she/they
the sink helps you with water
01.03.2025 05:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1i need it to be warm enough to enjoy a beautiful sunset bike ride blasting pitch a fit by petey and i’m not gonna shut up about it until that happens
21.02.2025 01:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if i can't ride my bike down the lakefront trail at sunset on a warm evening soon, just SEE how long it takes me to absolutely lose my shit.
03.02.2025 05:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you gotta live through the whole thing
09.01.2025 01:53 — 👍 3286 🔁 887 💬 33 📌 29i know we're your normiest friends but to not make the cut...........devastating.....................
09.01.2025 02:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0wait dude wtf we’re watching mad men for the first time right now too
21.12.2024 05:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0it was my first time seeing it and tbh i wouldn’t have it any other way
15.12.2024 02:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it makes me so mad when they say "no-bake cookies." there has to be some decorum
07.12.2024 02:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0he saw the news and he was like “goddammit”
06.12.2024 18:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my theory is the UHC assassin was actually just a regular murderer and he got a high-profile CEO on accident
06.12.2024 18:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Last week I met a person who believes in ghosts, aliens, & vampires, & when I asked “so what DON’T you believe in” she narrowed it down to just werewolves & god. I can’t stop thinking about this
05.12.2024 22:32 — 👍 451 🔁 43 💬 15 📌 4
she’s mad because i told her not to hit her sister
27.11.2024 20:03 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
you wouldn’t hit her with your car, would you?!
26.11.2024 22:23 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0what's the most unappealing set of words in the english language? i'll go first - "virtual silent retreat"
26.11.2024 15:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0they said it couldn't be done
22.11.2024 22:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0accidentally copied the format of JP’s mattmac tweet sorry everyone
22.11.2024 18:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0being sick isn’t so bad, you can eat a bagel and watch it’s complicated
22.11.2024 18:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0this new app ain’t so bad it’s got my friend matt mac
14.11.2024 15:32 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
15.11.2024 19:41 — 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
bsky is probably gonna crash today too so i’m gonna go ahead and hop off to let the Real posters cook. until we meet again 🫡
01.07.2023 21:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i will divorce you
01.07.2023 21:10 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0……you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice
01.07.2023 21:09 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0okay but do you realize how much effort this takes
this is like 30 minutes of lullabies and gentle pats on the back at MINIMUM
like it’s not like i thought the crab was having a great day but y’know
21.05.2023 15:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i wanted to make my banner pic on here that pic of the crab with a knife but when i googled “crab with a knife” it led me to an article about how that was animal abuse and that bummed me out tbh
21.05.2023 15:35 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
