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Photo of Tom Lehrer

My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.

It's been miserable 😪

Positively heinous. Hatred like that is taught 🥺

Happy Pride month ❣️#restonpride

Twas the night before pride....

Eep, so excited to dress up in all rainbow for the first of many times tomorrow 😍

Breaking 🚨: Taylor Swift happily announces that she now owns all of her albums, including her 6 initial ones. Read More: taylorswift.com

Gorgeous!

Me toooooo ❣️

Crossstitch of a caterpillar turning into a butterfly in pink and blue transgender flag colors, on pink and blue tye-dyed fabric

Cute cute cute
#crossstitch #badstitchdesigns
#queerart
#metamorphosis

She fed us so well. We're still hungry, but we can eat the leftovers and miss the chef 🌟

Another finish recently gifted.
Certainly won't mistake doing this on black again as it made the writing horrendous to read, but it was well recieved none-the-less ❣️
#crossstitch #pokemon #pokemoncrossstitch #Charizard #pokemoncard

There seems to be atleast a music repair shop with the title in existence, so you're not alone in thinking it SHOULD be a word. I'd say use it!

Black-framed crossstitch that says, "Hex the patriarchy" in drippy purple letters

A stitch from last year, but recently framed and gifted to a friend ❣️
#crossstitch
#hexthepatriarchy

Wait, does Disney own the rights to Rocky Horror? Does that make Magenta and Columbia Disney princesses?

Cross stitch that says "because (sign language FU) that's why"

Quick little finish ❣️
#crossstitch
#aslcrossstitch
#blueskyart

My daughter asked me what I use to play on the iPad as a kid. I told her, I use to talk into a fan to sound like a robot.

Eight year old: Who is the pope?

Me: Begins to explain…

Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”

That's fkn beautiful 🥹

‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]

‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...

The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids "Dracula Doesn't Drink Lemonade" cover

Serving unimaginable levels of cunt

If global warming was fake it would be such a dope conspiracy theory.

Lori Beth Denberg reprised her All That librarian character to do a pro-library, anti-book banning reel and I love it so much??? www.instagram.com/reel/DIK0_bD...

I'm actually so glad I can't afford it... cuz I'm weak.

1. Happening now: Montana is hearing a bill that would charge parents of transgender kids with felony child endangerment.

It is one of the most extreme bills of the year, and the vote is TODAY.

It's already passed the MT Senate.

Watch live with me:

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Tired of all the winning yet? So much winning! LOL bluevirginia.us/2025/04/frid... h/t @strandjunker.com

I think we can all agree that April Fools is cancelled for the time being. Maybe one day, the real world will not be so ludicrous, and we can prank each other with fake stories again.

It is a seriously atrocious song. 🤢

This one took a particular liking to my shoulder and even fell asleep.
I was given allowance to name her for them...
Meet TRAILER SWIFT the backyard diva. #backyardchicken