Dick Splinter, P.I.

Despite our guest having to back out at the last minute due to dying at the age of 84, we will still be going forward with Huge Boob Corner tonight.

Science Class! Dissect a Goomba

dirtbag punk highlander intimidating his enemies by licking the entire length of his two-handed claymore

The human carpet guys are going to be pissed when Mat moves to nyc too.

It's scratching the Severance itch! It's good!

terrifying deleted scene from skinamarink

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Hell yeah

Fuck off, ban the nazis and nazi sympathizers, cowards.

"When history is written as it ought to be written, it is the moderation and long patience of the masses at which men will wonder, not their ferocity." - CLR James, "The Black Jacobins"

Yeah, the script doesn't feel wholly cohesive, but in a way that feels alright to me because all three sets of main characters all think they're in a totally different reality.

I forget, have you seen The Stupids? It holds a similar place in my mind. Quality is more up and down, but fun and dumb.

You’d never catch one of these coddled kids nowadays “working in the lab late one night.” And the only thing their eyes are beholding is their damn phone

God that movie kicks ass. How did you like it, Krink?

A funny thing, to me, is that the Assassin guy plays the/a devil in the old adaptation of Storm Of The Century, another of my partner's favorite pieces of media.

Is there a person who's done @jonbois.bsky.social style videos but over the history and narrative arc of Blaseball?

If not, hey, free idea.

The AI as God thing really separates the actual antitheists from the posers. I will assemble friends and kill that computer as a service to our dignity as a species.

I had a gas station stromboli. Also, none of these freaks should be trusted with power, with guns, with fucking safety scissors even, but no one in the ~opposition party~ wants to do anything beyond writing a letter. Not even a letter writing campaign, just one, thanks! The marinara was too thin.

Political experts paint an increasingly dire picture. They expect that by 2035 the US will turn into a lawless wasteland called the Battlerealm. Their analysis predicts everyone will fight to obtain Skaxx, a street drug that makes you good at karate

Hey everyone, here's a real simple way to disable "Super Resolution" on your channels:

• YouTube Studio
• Settings
• Channel
• Advanced settings
• Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance visual quality"
• Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance audio quality"

I, a consultant, have noted that you voted for the lesser evil, and am now encouraging all of the democrats who pay me to come up with ways to allow them to throw poor people into a woodchipper that being evil is actually good strategy. Thanks. c:

screenshot of business insider. some old bald guy with a white chinstrap beard and glasses, prolly a government guy. quote says "ABRAHAM LINCOLN: "I'M MAD OLD NOW". guy kinda looks like lincoln, iunno. iunno who he is. see, u dont really want me writing these sometimes. what guys do i know? jimi hendrix, gordon ramsey, thats it. johnny 5. ionno if that counts. hes LIKE a guy. at the end especially, he learned to forgive or whatever.

folks you gotta go follow cohab on twitch. the new vtuber on the block. they designed their model all one their own from scratch, fully 3D. its some of the sickest shit ive ever seen. only 3 more followers until they qualify for affiliate. @threatframework.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/cohabitual

Friend of Epstein decides more poor people should die.

Taking a break from social media for a while due to a pretty sustained harassment campaign, possibly state-sponsored. Peace...I hope you're happy..

A phrase like "We need to build a Christian AI to make Jesus come faster" should be the sole domain of powerless crazy weirdos. If the templeos guy said this shit, it'd be funny, but these are the motherfuckers running the state or running the guys who are running the state.

We are the stupidest streamers of all time

Hell yeah

Pay your fucking child support, dipshit.

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A wheelbarrow full of assorted packs of Marlboro, Camel, and Lucky Strike cigarettes.

Guaranteeing the kids in my neighborhood have a legendary Halloween this year.

A ghoul is chasing you!!!! You think?? What is a ghoul exactly? You stop to look it up on your phone... But the battery is dead!!!!