Andy Depressant

I am in! 😳

I wish! Wrong continent.

John Wagner is probably the most important writer of my entire life.

YourFavoriteGuy & @guychristen... • 15h Kid Rock was the alternate name for Epstein Island

Opening day of ZARDOZ, 2/6/74

Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.

Conservative Vows to End All Systems of Child Abuse Except Ones That Actually Exist Conservative Tanner Oakenson recently committed his life to destroying all forms of fictional child abuse invented by his favorite conservative podcasters and commentators, proud friends reported.

Eternal: Conservative Vows to End All Systems of Child Abuse Except Ones That Actually Exist thehardtimes.net/culture/cons...

At least Catherine O’Hara shared her gift with all aspiring actors. ❤️

YouTube video by NOFX - Topic Minnesota Nazis

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You guys are so cute. Like, manly metal cute. But still cute!

How is it?! Do I want to catch it on the big screen?

Catherine O’Hara is easily my favourite comic actor and my love for Mitch & Mickey is whole and unironic.

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Blaze really is impossibly nice, huh?

THTJB is the cruelest, most hateful movie I have ever seen… but it makes me wonder if it’s built an immunity in me and that I might be able to watch Salo?

YouTube video by The Mothers of Invention - Topic It Can't Happen Here

It can't happen here
It can't happen here
I'm telling you, my dear
That it can't happen here
Because i been checkin' it out, baby
I checked it out a couple of times

Who could imagine that they would freak out somewhere in Minnesota

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I am a BILLION per cent Eeyore but I’m very fond of Alexander Beetle.

CHARLES RAFFERTY The Problem with Early Warnings People don't like to leave a party unless the house is actually on fire. Even then, if the flames are far enough away to be pretty, they'll finish their drink, take one more pass at the hors d'oeuvres. How things happen has always been unclear. Hurricanes begin in a place where no one lives. Agents of the government start to wear masks. Fascism is a word my neighbors won't use yet. They are following the law, they say, and the sirens are coming for someone else.

This hit so fucking hard today.

I love that! Child jokes genuinely are fascinating and delightful!

This is everything. A deconstruction of a known joke forces the audience to break down their own expectations and analyse how easily we can be manipulated, how we are wrong-footed by following our own programmed conditioning down the rail track of anticipated behaviour only to be derailed in t 1/766

Florally painted elephants from Firekind written by John Smith with art by Paul Marshall.

I too had these ornamental elephants on a shelf in my 1980s childhood home…

En route. 🫖

I can only fully approve two of those things. Hope you’re okay?

Hollywood Theatre's movie listing, showing "Rrr" and "Uhf" on Sunday

movie listings for dogs

See?! One says 70s period drama and the other says interstellar sex Nazis.

There’s something about curly hair in sci-fi that throws me off. 😬

Stephen Frears should be a household name.

YouTube video by Andrew O'Neill Andrew O'Neill's History Of Heavy Metal

If anyone likes metal or comedy or comedy about metal, Andrew O’Neill has put their excellent History of Heavy Metal up on YouTube!

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Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."

Sorry to put this here. Some ideas have to be shared with metal people and I don’t know any. SERIES PITCH: as loose reboot of Citizen Smith set on an Operation: Mindcrime future. It’s called Revolution Colin.