McMusic MaGellin

Some mornings are so bad they remind you you do in fact need and have another surgery coming in Jan.. And you will suffer till then. Or why are we having it? .. Oh yeah that.. fuck me.! Hope you have a great morning.

Beastie toys..

To fart is human.

To typo is freudian.

To fart while typo is error.

Like Sam the butcher skeeting Alice the meat.. Like Fred Flintstone typo’n around with bofh feet..

Last skeet-over. Too many typos.

That's right, I saw your double skeet. I liked and re-skeeted both.

If you're going to glitch, then I'm going along for the glitch ride!

Picking out my runaway name and starting a new life.

Follow the rabbit hole.. Its not wrong.

Damn Prime. You watch Foxy Brown one time and every boobs flick from 1972 to Cinemax/Skinemax, to prime took over making them (apparently) hits your recommend bar like a deviant. That maybe but I do have other interests than gratuitous boob shots. somewhere around here

Thou shall live..

Once they run out of elements.. Which should be after this one. If we’re sticking any kind of science based reality. 😂 Wheee am I?

Holding out for Avatar: Fuck it.
We Moved to Cleveland

you’re the man.. Would never confuse with mom.. 😂🙏 appreciate you.

The highly contagious “winter vomiting disease” is surging across the country.. with sick emojis story pictured.

I’ll try to be funnier..

a cartoon character from south park is asking " mom " Alt: a cartoon character from south park is asking " mom "

Good enough for autolike, never good enough for repost.

YouTube video by Warner Records Vault Ministry - Jesus Built My Hotrod (Official Music Video) | Warner Vault

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imagine trying to stand in line at the bank with this as your brain most of the time.. its a problem, its a real problem!

🎶poop of the evening
Beautiful poop.

A small boy and his father standing behind a stockade facade with Krampus close by. The boy is crying.

A small boy and his father standing behind a stockade facade with Krampus close by. The boy is screaming as Krampus inches closer.

Krampus invades Chattanooga. A few casualties reported.

that’s awesome or assesome depending on who you assk I guess. 😂🤘🏼

a cartoon mouse is standing in front of a sign that says si you silly gringos Alt: a cartoon mouse is standing in front of a sign that says si you silly gringos.. Speedy Gonzales..

Of all the stereotypes we grew up with on looney tunes Speedy Gonzales amused and confused the most. ¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!.. before every errand run to this day.

Sending large vials of glitter as holiday greetings. The card is on the inside with another pocket of microglitter inside of it. Please remember me everytime you see the glitter all over your house throughout the year.

Sometimes the lord just wants you to spend an hour and a half finding the end of a roll of Scotch tape.

I got to play golf with Elden Campbell back when. Guy was a giant sweetheart in golf spikes. Stuck out like no other human there but was great to be around. shit, RIP to you Elden. Once a Laker always. 🙏🥃

a close up of a man 's face with the words `` same as it ever was '' above it . Alt: Talking Heads clip with the lyrics `` same as it ever was ''

It is. And let's just say it's consistent. My husband just got some Bean jeans

went to sleep in an L.L. Bean shirt and woke, same as it ever was. 🥃 well worn.. played.

Insomnia you whore.

The stretchy pants stay on through Amazon's extended January 31st Returns & Exchanges period.

Okay, I didn’t notice that through all the yawning. 😂 but damn what up with that? All they did was blow the dust off some stuff. Kidding its good weather stuff. 🥃

a man in a colorful outfit is dancing on a stage in front of a sign that says ' rock ' on it Alt: a man in a colorful outfit is dancing on a stage in front of a sign that says ' rock ' on it David freakin Lee Roth.

I fear kids today will never experience that which is David Lee Roth.. Bending over right in your face with white spandex and no underwear. I mean you could count the rings in his b-hole tree. Certainly answers any question of what fence you’re on. Rock n Roll that stays with you forever.

Healing my inner child by eating fist fulls of dry fruity pebbles

Showing up as an internal auditor today. I brought my book, lube, and nitrile gloves.

Somebody's about to see what getting fucked is really like.

Didn't like my feedback from the last meeting huh?