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@mangetout.bsky.social

Fraud-fighter and wannabe philanthropic entrepreneur. Help me? Inclined to making terrible jokes. https://twitter.com/mangetout and basically anywhere else I could get the handle.

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Latest posts by mangetout.bsky.social on Bluesky

Joe Pantoliano's "the money hairs on the back of my neck are going woo woo woo" is another gem

08.08.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Instagram Edwina Currie

08.08.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

She's running

08.08.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And snappy dialogue

08.08.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fast and Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shawshank

08.08.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I was rich enough to fund all your ambitious, ridiculous, magnificent, terrible life choices, while I make my own mundane, stupid, irrelevant, terrible life choices.

08.08.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Thomas | Nene Valley Railway Ltd A superb day out for all the family from 5s to 95s!

In Cambs, we had this. Although I'm pretty sure it was for parents more than kids
nvr.org.uk/product.php/15

08.08.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump is going full-on Mad King Ludwig II of Bavaria.

08.08.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Geoff Murphy, kiwi legend.

08.08.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wear his head like a hat

08.08.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Centre-Left globally has seemingly lost the plot when it comes to "don't do things because they are popular, do them because they are right"

08.08.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The US govt is not going to be able to afford this once the dropshipping charge kicks in on Temu.

08.08.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The lengths these monsters will go to rather than pay tax. It's like money and power are what defines them as people.

08.08.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

While I know it's not the point, this has reminded me of the magnificent genius letter that said Paul Weller is not a c*nt. He's a gigantic, dripping, saggy, welly top of a c*nt.

I may be paraphrasing. But it still makes me smile, probably 30+ years late.

08.08.2025 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Woah. Gemini has reached "gifted child" level.

08.08.2025 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not another dyslexic genie joke!

08.08.2025 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my cats is called Boots and, after a moment of awful inspiration, I keep calling him "Apple Bottom Jeans"

08.08.2025 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Willing to bet that if they gave each of the kids $10K with $10K more if they didn't reoffend within 5 years then you'd have markedly better numbers.

08.08.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It doesn't do the thing people seem to think it does. It doesn't _understand_ anything, by design. Like Lux, it just makes noises that suggest it gets it.

08.08.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ICE agents will be running the next census.

08.08.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump's Chat-GIJoe

08.08.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am being radicalised from equitable taxation to punitive taxation.
e.g. Tax bands determined by the percentage of ACT, NZ First, and National voters.

07.08.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I see the misunderstanding here. Cain wrote "arresting" when he meant "employing".

07.08.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The trend of decreasing posts is an interesting one, and, I would think, legitimately concerning.

Not just because it isn't something an organisation can control (unless it bots, obv).

07.08.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hesitate to refer to this story in AoNZ because I have little doubt that more than one prospective Labour MP would see this as a "how to" guide.

07.08.2025 10:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah. I don't actually want to leave, even if Mrs Normal would tolerate me within cooee.

07.08.2025 08:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems like I am proper sodding angry about this.

They better hope no-one offers me a job in the next 8 weeks

07.08.2025 08:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Breach at two airlines: KLM and Air France

nieuws.klm.com/klm-informee...

07.08.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 5

National? Self-aware?

07.08.2025 07:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
From Russian Interference to Revisionist Innuendo: What the Gabbard Files Actually Say Tulsi Gabbard’s latest β€œrevelations” are being spun as proof of a deep state conspiracy. The documents themselves tell a much duller story.

Please read this excellent, point by point refutation of the claim that there was a "Russia hoax"
From @noupside.bsky.social
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/from...

07.08.2025 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2426    πŸ” 1105    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 35

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