Jeff Jacobs

FedEx always felt more brown than UPS

Team 2 for Tao!

Does he approve of that rustic but functional trailer

If you’ve never seen one before, this is a strawberry finch.

PERCENT OF CITY FUNDS SPENT ON POLICING 1 Billings, MT 64% 2 Milwaukee, WI 58% 3 Arlington, TX 44% 4 Long Beach, CA 43% 5 Kansas City, MO 43% 6 Tampa, FL 41% 7 Phoenix, AZ 41% 8 Austin, TX 40% 9 Fresno, CA 40% 10 Charlotte, NC 39% 11 Des Moines, IA 39% 12 Memphis, TN 38% 13 Little Rock, AR 38% 14 Omaha, NE 38% 15 Chicago, IL 37% 16 Columbus, OH 37% 17 San Antonio, TX 37%

In city after city, police are the single biggest budget item.

And I don’t mean like 2% when everything else is 1%. I mean like 40%.

Police take priority over drug treatment, psych care, housing, etc etc etc.

And now we are here.

"em dashes are a sign that something was written by AI" you are simply jealous that i've memorized that I can hold alt and press 0151 on the numpad to produce an em dash whenever i desire. look: —. it's beautiful. i'll even do it again: —

I think we, as humans, really nailed it with traffic cones. Really good design

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Yeah but does your keyboard have RGB lights like mine does.

Text of post: “pete !! @peterokii • Mar 28 oh poor baby 🥺🥺 do you need the robot to make you pictures?🥺🥺 yeah?🥺🥺 do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? 🥺🥺oò you're a moron??🥺🥺 do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife ??🥺🥺🥺

Lmbo

Doomers are saying nothing was accomplished, but breaking Strom Thurmonds record was a real enough accomplishment for me to donate. Good job senator

", the DM hurriedly glancing around the room for the tavern keeps name.

How I describe my group of friends

wow this SUCKS

Women naturally gravitate towards caretaking roles, which is why they are biologically disposed towards battlefield close air support for infantry and armor and aircraft designed to fill that role. It’s basic science.

I am an elder millennial. We were the last generation to drink from the hose. We played Nintendo and the loser would drink from the hose. We got summer jobs, earning $5 an hour drinking from the hose. We had no cell phones; if we were out late our parents had to trust we were drinking from the hose.

Ordering the 8% IPA at trivia night. Ready for my scoundrel experience

This was the worst scroll-down experience

I need somebody in the absolute worst body position typing on a data pad. Sideways in a TIE fighter writing up a report. Only then will I be Represented.

An online review of a local clown says: “Not what I had hoped for Disappointed. We agreed he would bring balloons for $20. He showed up with 3 or 4 saying one got away from him. Spent time playing a video game. Walked on the bowling alley - and fell down (needed to have the bowling alley shoes). Clothing seemed unkept. Clown face makeup was scant.”

The Clown Paradox: the more negative the online review of a clown is, the funnier the clown sounds

That's my ultimate kung fu technique

old Soviet joke for our times:

Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”

Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”

Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

White-blue-white flag - Wikipedia

Yep:

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Gregg is a former Marine and Forest Service ranger. He's saved the lives of hikers dangling off a cliff or going through cardiac arrest, and he's bravely fought forest fires to save small rural towns.

100% of his salary is paid by WA state.

Elon fired him. Share his story.

Yes and more so, you should infer the other testicle is shriveled like a bad peanut, and they are ashamed to share.

"Personality predates ideology. Meaning before you were a fascist, you were a bully and an asshole."

Brennan Lee Mulligan.

Bippus Plumbing Co.
Bippus, IN

Lucky!