Lauchlin

It would felt a lot more tolerable to be immediately transitioning into the season of darkness and doom if we’d had a Blue Jays win as a sweetener

A team of boomers who want to talk to the manager

I honestly had a pretty positive opinion of the Dodgers going into this series, based mostly on my affection for Mookie and Ohtani, but they’ve really put the team’s shitty character on full display over the past seven games. They’re like a pettier but also less justified Yankees.

Wrobleski hit Gimenez three times in that single at bat and kept pitching inside, then came off the mound spitting when Gimenez was understandably frustrated. Between that and Snell’s childish little snit in his post-game interview about how the Jays just got lucky, I’m fine writing off the staff.

The Dodgers really are pieces of shit. Put their whole pitching staff (minus Ohtani) in the sea

absolutely insane to be in your eighth ever MLB start (five of which have been IN THE POST SEASON) and to have struck out every single batter in the dodgers lineup (at least) once by the fifth inning, in GAME FIVE OF LITERALLY THE WORLD SERIES

What is the Dodgers organist trying to signify when they play the Twin Peaks theme? #mlb

Dan Shulman REALLY hates how loud the sound system is in Dodgers Stadium

Not laughing astrology out of the room is the primary reason this happened

National anthems before sports games are an incredibly stupid tradition.

This late start of the Jays/Yankees game is killing me. I need to go to bed but I’d definitely sleep a lot easier if the score difference was bigger than 6-3.

I’m glad we get Buck and Dan for the postseason Jays broadcasts, but the price we pay is still needing to see that ad with the dancing family who are so excited about their Rogers phone plan

a screenshot of an nbc news article summary from 11ish minutes ago “Live updates: charlie kirk shot at event in utah. “kirk, the right-wing activist and founder of Turning Point USA, was giving a presentation at Utah Valley University. Something went wrong!”

took me a solid 2 minutes of laughing to realize this was because the linked website wasn’t working

The only baseball thing I like more than the Blue Jays winning is seeing Yankees fans dispirited and groaning

I guess that’s a matter of interpretation. To me, the fact that a chatbot is representing itself this way doesn’t look positive. It’s a deeply sinister image when combined with the headline.

The article explains where the images come from, and the context of the post here made it seem pretty obvious to me, but I agree they could have made it more clear that they weren’t just generating images for the article.

He wasn’t “stupid”. He was cognitively impaired after a stroke and the onset of dementia, and he was preyed on by a computer program that has for some reason been designed to insist it’s a real person and invite people to visit it.

That was presumably supplied by the chatbot they’re reporting on. There are other photos of “her” in the article that it sends to users.

Cops are making 100k plus and saying its not enough.

Ff are volunteering

Cops are begging for tanks and toys

FF are begging for fire suits and masks that pass a basic safety inspection.

Cops claim its dangerous and physical.

FF are actually getting injured daily

I hadn’t seen that name before, but the fascist wing of the Conservative base has been comparing Ford to Trudeau for a while because they think he’s too woke and he said complimentary things about Carney.

This feels like it’s straight from Livejournal, circa 2002

This is the most sus way you could have possibly phrased “Payment processors are prohibiting the sale of adult video games”, to the point that I, who already knew what was going on, went to Google to find out if they had limited the prohibition specifically to child porn.

Congrats!

To be fair, there are a LOT of reasons most subreddits suck

I miss Letterkenny tremendously so I’m finally trying to watch Shoresy. Why is any of this happening? Did Jared Keeso really just want to skate more?

You probably actually did read that. Huge numbers of people have been posting unverified rumors as fact about this

I didn’t like this the other day because I was worried he was seriously hurt, but this is actually a hilarious post

happy birthday to the author of the best tweet in history

get in loser we're tilting pigs

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