Anna Painter

My love for radicchio is quickly becoming my whole personality.

Saoirse says 👋

Why’s it always “nyc smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”

Remembered burritos are ELITE

Some days you are in your feels and then you remember you have half a burrito in the fridge and then the sunshine breaks through the clouds.

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3) Gift guides for last-minute shoppers who’s crippling perfectionism keeps them from from ordering until the very last minutes
4) Gifts for friends who are struggling
5) Ways of creating joy when you can’t buy gifts
6) Cool teen gift ideas for the deeply clueless parents

Gift guides that don’t exist but should:
1) Gifts for Aging Parents that Don’t Clutter the Home You Will Someday Clean Out
2) Gifts for men that don’t presume an interest in meat or sports
3) Gifts for women that don’t include hand lotion or kitchen appliances

Have had 3 cups of coffee. Will probably never sleep again. #facts

'The Official Netflix Cookbook' Is Perfect For Foodies Who Want To... We are not sure which Netflix exec greenlit this project, but they did very well to enlist Anna Painter as the one who actually wrote the recipes.

First book review!

Chips should always be added to deli sandwiches #facts

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Happy pub day to “The Official Netflix Cookbook”! #netflixandchill #butalsosnack

It's time! I want this to be the last recipe for pumpkin bread you'll ever need: towering with a crisp cinnamon-sugar lid that's impossible not to pick off in deeply satisfying bark-like flecks. It's also one-bowl and uses a full can of pumpkin in a single loaf.

smittenkitchen.com/2016/10/pump...

Local dog pretty god damn sure she does not want to be a pirate for Halloween this year. #arrrrrighty

screenshot of news story. headline: On Dianne Feinstein, Laphonza Butler, and California Democrats toothless girlboss identity politics The late Sen. Dianne Feinstein's final arc demonstrates how half-hearted and ineffective appropriation of identity politics leads to dubious governance. image: bronze bust of Dianne Feinstein alongside a mounted bouquet of white flowers

new from me: on Dianne Feinstein and the facile neoliberal take on identity politics that's got its stink on everything around her death www.sfchronicle.com/opinion/arti...

I watched all of the shows and then I wrote a thing!

The ‘Titan’ Submersible Disaster Was Years in the Making, New Details Reveal To many in the tight-knit deep-sea exploration community, OceanGate’s submersible dives were reckless and often dangerous, writes best-selling author Susan Casey.

Man @emilyhughes.bsky.social texted this piece to the group chat being like this will rock your shit complimentary) and it is so GOOD and so devastating https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2023/08/titan-submersible-implosion-warnings

“Why did they not do the cheap thing — turn the power off?” Mr. Wara said.

Continue reading at nytimes.com

Yer a wizard, Anna!

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Is seeing Harry Potter in your cake like seeing Jesus in your toast?