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Callastrophan the Weird (K. L. Webb)

@carrollastrophe.bsky.social

He/him | Writer | TTRPG | Librararian | Just trying to be that weird space wizard I want to see airbrushed on the side of a van. Find my games at carrollastrophe.itch.io

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Sleep is a biological necessity, and sleep deprivation has real physical, psychological, and social consequences that need to be taken seriously. The way our society treats it as slothful to sleep according to natural rhythms (including midday naps and variant chronotypes like night owls) is evil.

17.10.2025 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1684    ๐Ÿ” 702    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

Letโ€™s see Paul Allenโ€™s commander

18.10.2025 02:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 80    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I fucking love public transportation and utilities

18.10.2025 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A picture of a roadhouse gas station in pink, red, and purple hues. The gas dispensers taper off into ghostly trails. The sign above the building says โ€œLAST CALLโ€

A picture of a roadhouse gas station in pink, red, and purple hues. The gas dispensers taper off into ghostly trails. The sign above the building says โ€œLAST CALLโ€

Itโ€™s LAST CALL for Absurdia folks! Bar closes in 3 hours. You donโ€™t have to stay here but you canโ€™t go home ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ

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18.10.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

In about three years the entire university pivot to AI curricula and schools and programs is going to be so deeply embarrassing. We will all pretend it never happened and I will be standing there, looking at people with a mirror in my eyes. This is all so embarrassing.

17.10.2025 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4542    ๐Ÿ” 1014    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 149
A snail and a rabbit. The snail is much larger than the rabbit, and the mushrooms are also proportionately quite large. Sepia and white oil paint on wood panel.

A snail and a rabbit. The snail is much larger than the rabbit, and the mushrooms are also proportionately quite large. Sepia and white oil paint on wood panel.

Just two friends hanging out in the mushroom garden. #art

17.10.2025 12:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 167    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Two things I hate about early Best Of lists. First, mid-Oct is too early for Christmas shopping and everyone will forget about this list. Second, lots of Nov & Dec books aren't getting ARCs and don't have final copies ready yet; you can't best of if you're excluding a ton of titles.

17.10.2025 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 114    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I've received an 'exclusive' invite to try Nature's new 'research assistant', which will burn down a forest to provide a 'summary of the paper' I'm reading and I have SUCH exciting news for them, that's called an 'abstract' and the actual authors already wrote it for me, no forest-burning required.

17.10.2025 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1812    ๐Ÿ” 457    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
Tweet from Adrian Bott @Cavalorn

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

Tweet from Adrian Bott @Cavalorn 'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

this tweet turns 10 today ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฅณ

16.10.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2917    ๐Ÿ” 824    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 47

As a game dev going through the process of getting his game put on Foundry: please donโ€™t guilt trip designers for not having the funds to make it happen. Itโ€™s upwards of $15,000 to do it, and it feels like shit to hear โ€œNo Foundry? PASS.โ€ Grow up, you dipshits.

16.10.2025 08:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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16.10.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 64    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Gonna say it again: they don't care about hypocrisy unless they're pointing it out in someone else.

16.10.2025 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Black and white illustration of a page decor set with a nature theme featuring leafy designs.

Black and white illustration of a page decor set with a nature theme featuring leafy designs.

Colourful spot art illustrations of items found in a wizard's study such as a gold key, scroll, potion bottle, hat, orb, staff, candlestick, tome and coins.

Colourful spot art illustrations of items found in a wizard's study such as a gold key, scroll, potion bottle, hat, orb, staff, candlestick, tome and coins.

Colourful illustrations of 30 different swords.

Colourful illustrations of 30 different swords.

Colour illustration of a progress clock tracker for Blades in the Dark game. It shows gears of various sizes split into segments.

Colour illustration of a progress clock tracker for Blades in the Dark game. It shows gears of various sizes split into segments.

I don't spend money on marketing ads for my work as an artist.
The freebie library does that for me. Good job, freebie library!
Apparently, visual presentation works best in odd numbers so I'll mention it again - โœจfreebie libraryโœจ
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16.10.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 97    ๐Ÿ” 49    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
sickos yes meme but its a wizard and outside the window is an orb

sickos yes meme but its a wizard and outside the window is an orb

Me these days

15.10.2025 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
First image: the little kid from Twilight Zone: The Movie, Joe Dante segment "It's a Good Life" saying "I'm wishing you into Cartoon Land"
Second image: the cursed boar god Nago from Studio Ghibli film Princess Mononoke, screaming in pain and fury as worms writhe from his flesh before he resumes trying to eviscerate every human he sees. This is one of the victim characters of the movie.

First image: the little kid from Twilight Zone: The Movie, Joe Dante segment "It's a Good Life" saying "I'm wishing you into Cartoon Land" Second image: the cursed boar god Nago from Studio Ghibli film Princess Mononoke, screaming in pain and fury as worms writhe from his flesh before he resumes trying to eviscerate every human he sees. This is one of the victim characters of the movie.

Me every time someone is like "Studio Ghibli Hayao Miyazaki so cutesie ootsy cozy wozy cottagecore"

15.10.2025 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 553    ๐Ÿ” 104    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod โ€ข 22h โ€ข
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text: Episcopalians on Facebook Elizabeth Rose Elrod โ€ข 22h โ€ข Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

15.10.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34949    ๐Ÿ” 9793    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42    ๐Ÿ“Œ 549

Itโ€™s funny how the old media depiction of Nazis was always that theyโ€™re evil but dignified gentleman and now theyโ€™re openly just like โ€œHello. Iโ€™m the Anime Pedophileโ€

15.10.2025 03:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5030    ๐Ÿ” 956    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49
Cover of Killtopia Comic Anthology, featuring a despairing man in a tech helmet.

Cover of Killtopia Comic Anthology, featuring a despairing man in a tech helmet.

The cover to Blister City
In the background in orange and pink tones sits a massive city, behind which orange mountains rise into a dusty orange sky
In the foreground 3 punks perch on the edge of a building, surrounded by litter and soda cans. The punk on the left wears a blue jacket that says die young on the back.

The text Blister City can be seen in the sky above the city.

The cover to Blister City In the background in orange and pink tones sits a massive city, behind which orange mountains rise into a dusty orange sky In the foreground 3 punks perch on the edge of a building, surrounded by litter and soda cans. The punk on the left wears a blue jacket that says die young on the back. The text Blister City can be seen in the sky above the city.

Illustration of Clippy the Paperclip in a Mad Max style truck, blasting through the wasteland; Done for Autonocast.com

Illustration of Clippy the Paperclip in a Mad Max style truck, blasting through the wasteland; Done for Autonocast.com

Photo of a shirt, showing a girl with a nailbat on top of a smashed robot, holding up its severed head. The text says: Destroy AI; Done for Aftermath
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#kimgakaku

Photo of a shirt, showing a girl with a nailbat on top of a smashed robot, holding up its severed head. The text says: Destroy AI; Done for Aftermath __ #kimgakaku

Hi #PortfolioDay - I am Kim Hu
Freelance Illustrator & Concept Artist

Looking for cool new projects to work on in 2026 ๐Ÿ’ซ

Portfolio: kim-hu.com
โœ‰๏ธ hello@kim-hu.com

14.10.2025 12:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 791    ๐Ÿ” 263    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.

Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.

You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel itโ€”pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month

15.10.2025 07:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18125    ๐Ÿ” 2366    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 457    ๐Ÿ“Œ 211
Purple hued mushroom with orange leaves in background.

Purple hued mushroom with orange leaves in background.

๐Ÿ„ Amethyst Deceiver ๐Ÿ„

When the crisp air flicks the fallen leaves autumn is here on the forest floor. ๐Ÿ‚

(Mini print available)
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15.10.2025 04:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 147    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Drawtober Day 10: Woods Witch
#drawtober #Halloweenie

11.10.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 449    ๐Ÿ” 113    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mad Stan from Batman Beyond was always a favorite of mine. An anti capitalist, eat the rich type who wanted to blow up the tech used by the rich to exploit the poorโ€ฆloved his dog and grew more powerful the longer youโ€™d let him rant. Like, this is his time to shine. Voiced by Henry Rollinsโ€ฆperfect.

14.10.2025 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 98    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not very unhinged, but: Stop reading a book if you're bouncing off of it. Stop "powering through." You're just wasting your time. You don't get a gold star for finishing books you're not enjoying reading.

13.10.2025 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1040    ๐Ÿ” 208    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
13.10.2025 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 336    ๐Ÿ” 49    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dr. Victor โ€œThe Scientistโ€ Frankenstein

13.10.2025 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 120    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

09.10.2025 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3034    ๐Ÿ” 897    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

Average music fan carrying a $70 single bag of groceries past bored troops as their neighbor gets thrown in a van by masked men who just pepper sprayed a cop:

โ€œHuh, I wonder why these songs about an NFL playerโ€™s big olโ€™ dick donโ€™t feel as relatable as they usually doโ€

13.10.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 495    ๐Ÿ” 72    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1. Literature is a necessary component of the shared cultural heritage that compulsory schooling exists to propagate.

2. Literature is an important element of defining the individual sense of taste, which is tied in with creating a sense of self.

3. Literature is pleasurable.

13.10.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
13.10.2025 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3495    ๐Ÿ” 932    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26
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Big announcement: Public Access is now Pay What You Want on @drivethrurpg.com! Public Access is our hit game about analog horror and childhood trauma, Carved from Brindlewood. Pick up a copy today!

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13.10.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 158    ๐Ÿ” 92    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

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