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Two dudes whom despite their best efforts have no power in Canada.

when you look at the things people are doing now on their phones it makes you wonder if there was some new kind of virus a few years ago that makes people dumber every time they catch it

I think he makes a good case to make all speed limits 30

The framing in this article is atrocious but between the lines, it sounds like federal regulations are working.

These Countries Recognized Palestine, but Still Send Arms to Israel Canada, France, and the United Kingdom recognized Palestine as a state this week but continue to fund Israel’s genocide in Gaza.

Canada, France, and the United Kingdom recognized Palestine as a state this week but continue to fund Israel’s genocide in Gaza.

Playing FF Tactics for the first time? Here’s a tip. Go to Mandalia Plain. You’re gonna spend 5 miserable hours having all your characters power up like goku next to a terrified bird or have them throw rocks at each other until they’re max level. This is the best game ever made btw.

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

He's welcome to try it. Who knows what'll happen.

Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby For years I have been a ronin, defending freedom of speech by calling things gay on podcasts but now, I pledge my microphone- my sacred weapon-to defend the first amendment. Jimmy Kimmel get behind me, I will protect you.

I will fend them off with my irresponsible 4th coffee.

an abandoned carnival building shaped like the devil with his mouth open. 'Paul' is graffiti'd on his fangs.

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

it should be clear but just to "keep it a buck" I don't mean most people on the right, or most TV hosts, I mean your neighbors and probably some of your friends

BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you

Anything to not build renewables. 🥴

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EXCERPT FROM MY UPCOMING NETFLIX SERIES "SERF'S UP," ABOUT A MEDIEVAL TEENAGE PEASANT TRANSPORTED TO THE MODERN ERA

JENNY ORTEGA-TYPE LOVE INTEREST: (witheringly) You like farming?

SERF JOHNNY: Call that field skibidi the way I toil it

just stole fire from the gods lol. maybe i'll give it to these stupid ape guys.

Yeah, they're for sure going to cause an energy crisis and blame renewables

Poster text: Emma Durand-Wood Campaign Fundraiser All you can eat pancakes Campaign mobilization & silent auction raffle 12 & under eat free $25 Saturday Sept 13, 9-11am The Big Red Church, 127 Cobourg Ave RSVP at emmadurandwood.ca/pancakes LGCA-18529-SOR Authorized by the official agent

Hello friends! We're having a fundraiser next weekend... come and eat pancakes with us!!

There will be awesome raffle prizes, plus you'll get to meet great folks who share our vision for a better Elmwood-EK & Winnipeg.

Tix are $25; kids 12 & under eat free.

Hope you can join us 😊🥞

People who think that learning statistics will help people understand statistics have a very poor understanding of statistics.

Nah. It's only an avatar if you can pay money to change someone else's

i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat

Subway has to be so happy "sandwich guy" means something else now

An image stolen from the Something Awful Simpsons Meme Thread, posted by Uncle Wemus: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3846107&pagenumber=1330#post548002120 Abe Simpson stands in front of a young Homer and Barney Panel 1: I used to "goon" but then they changed what "goon" was Panel 2: Now What I'm doing isn't "gooning" and what's "gooning" seems weird and scary to me Panel 3: *Abe pointing* It'll happen to you

Something Awful posters in 2025

things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes

hey, nerd. i got a "regular expression" for you: up yours

Agriculture’s new single “The Weight” is out today. It bears witness to queer life, danger, love, and community. From The Spiritual Sound, out October 3rd on The Flenser.

• Watch the lyric video: flnsr.co/weight
• Pre-order merch & viny: nowflensing.com

Why is the common thread between all these terf stories how ashamed their daughters are to be women.