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@aimeethorne.bsky.social

Cranky asshole on a hill in the Steel City, somehow existing in several Paul Verhoeven movies come to life.

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FEN! It was fitting that she was hidden by a monstera.

25.11.2025 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
PAX Unplugged

I am going to assume PAX unplugged which is in Philly. But if itโ€™s not, now you know thereโ€™s an analogue version of PAX just for board games :) unplugged.paxsite.com/en-us.html

22.11.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He remembered the remote control exists and can now only think of the delectable buttons on it?

22.11.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good choice in the end though. ๐ŸŽ‰

22.11.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have you witnessed the glory of the front yard 9/11 memorial out in Cameron, WV yet?

22.11.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man singing into a microphone with his eyes closed ALT: a close up of a man singing into a microphone with his eyes closed

Every time I go to this hairstyle, which is every 4 years or so, I just end up being told I look like Bruce Dickinson.

22.11.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nowโ€™s your chance to cosplay Cyclops specifically on the subway. For statistics.

21.11.2025 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Voting something off Little Bird Flies into a Big Black Cloud.

21.11.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And the Camerahead cenobite.

20.11.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#4 is kind of hilarious with baby Adam Scott though.

20.11.2025 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œBenji the world-weary GenXerโ€

19.11.2025 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just assumed it was a capture of the purest and most righteously smug moment of your life. But of course that definitely doesnโ€™t exclude sports. It might be the easiest way to capture smugness distillate.

19.11.2025 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Iโ€™ve noticed a lot of the indie bands that were snapped up by majors (who subsequently didnโ€™t know what to do with them) in the wake of Nirvana are either releasing new music or going on tour. Or in the case of Shudder to Think, both.

19.11.2025 13:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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$400 ๐Ÿ˜

19.11.2025 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It does but it also has the hallmarks of โ€œsomeone make these in bulk as cheaply as possible to sell outside of an eventโ€ sublimation printing/iron on feel if you look close.

17.11.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shopped from โ€˜18 commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:A_...

17.11.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Bunyip Song
YouTube video by mrboombasticx The Bunyip Song

youtu.be/WtrYO-Mog60?...

15.11.2025 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And then thereโ€™s Dot and the Kangaroo (and the sequels) which was both to me when I was 5.

15.11.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do the smaller ones concentrate the anger more purely?

14.11.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you proud of your baby bird? His podcast starting up was what put me over the edge to becoming a Cool Zone yearly supporter.

12.11.2025 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Iggle!

11.11.2025 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Derby Square Bookstore "Try not to knock anything over!"

I still think Derby Square Bookstore in Salem wins though in terms of S Tier chaos. RIP. www.atlasobscura.com/places/derby...

10.11.2025 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The most Pine Grove sign. (Ex-Wetzel County resident here).

10.11.2025 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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an illustration of two animals hugging with the words happily ever after below them ALT: an illustration of two animals hugging with the words happily ever after below them
27.10.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RIP Fort Thunder.

26.10.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Luckily the 8 billion times I watched Beastmaster in the 80s (and Phantasm this month alone) has left my brain so Don Coscarelli-addled that reading the book will result in a hellish AI-like hallucination of โ€œwhat if he directed this as wellโ€.

24.10.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a bald man is smiling with the words " you fell victim " behind him Alt: Sean Wallace as Vizzini in 1987โ€™s The Princess Bride, dressed in dubiously authentic โ€œolden times wearโ€. is smiling and gesturing with the words " you fell victim to one of the classic blunders" . The letters are in a bold yellow San-serif font, flowing up a word at a time from the bottom of the gif. A blindfolded woman in red is cut off but still visible in the background.
24.10.2025 03:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is gross and awesome. My hoverflies say hi by the way, the very last of the mint went to seed so theyโ€™ll be away until next season.

23.10.2025 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Peeing on a canvas and calling it art has definitely been done: www.warhol.org/conservation...

23.10.2025 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heโ€™s more of a Dick Jones in Robocop type of laws of robotics guy.

23.10.2025 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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