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When it comes to animals v. humans, I always root for the animals. Trophy hunters and poachers should be shot on sight.

Millionaire trophy hunter killed by ‘Black Death’ buffalo he was trying to take down Other hunters called it an 'unprovoked attack'

FUN FACT: Cape Buffaloes kill more big game hunters than lions, elephants, rhinos, and crocodiles. Well done, Cape Buffaloes!

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This is Horus. He got a lot of attention on a recent flight in Mexico. Clearly the other passengers have never flown with someone so handsome. 14/10 we're told he was very well behaved (TT: denniabuendagalvn, paulinagtza_, cheetahbash, cristianjbetancourt)

Austin Drummond's in custody

This made me legit lol

Screenshot of a tweet by Leon (@leyawn) from Twitter before it turned into a Nazi bar: SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing. DARRYL, SOCRATES’ FRIEND: fuck him up, Socrates

Every single time

Awww Sean 😢😢

Venn Diagram - Starting a fight, Petting a dog, Consoling a child

Prop your feet up, grab a beverage, and watch a shark double feature. I recommend Sharkula and Doll Shark.

Not to pile on, but every 'c' in 'Pacific Ocean' is pronounced differently.

Judge Judy believes that everyone is guilty until they slip her a 20 dollar bill.

I'm not sure if that's how it's supposed to work.

Israel is deliberately starving Palestinians, UN rights expert says Exclusive: UN special rapporteur on the right to food Michael Fakhri says denial of food is war crime and constitutes ‘a situation of genocide’

The deliberate starvation of Gaza was predicted 18 months ago by the top UN expert on the right to food. This is not unexpected, our political leaders knew this what they were backing
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I'm on the 26th! I'm betting we want the same thing.

Sir Isaac Newton believed that gravity was caused by Satan trying to drag us all down to Hell.

I just assumed everyone believes this.

Hulk Hogan, lying inexplicably sideways in his open coffin, being visited by a chihuahua dog, who looks distraught. The people behind the coffin do too

I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

Palestinian activist and participant in the Oscar-winning film, No Other Land, Odeh Hadalin was shot in the chest and killed by an Israeli settler in the Occupied West Bank.

The shooter, Yinon Levi, has been under sanctions by both the EU and the US.

Israel has systematically assassinated Palestinian journalists in Gaza while preventing international journalists from entering for nearly two years, and it does not take much to understand why the IDF views the very concept of journalism as an existential threat

a golden retriever puppy is scaling the wall of her crate. her front legs are draped over the top holding herself up, while her back right toes are gripping onto a bar of the crate. she realizes she's been caught and tries to play it cool with a casual smile. we would be remiss to leave out that she has a hamster water bottle attached to the side of her crate.

This is Mii. She was caught mid-escape. Luckily she has a get out of jail free card, which is her face. 12/10 (IG: sea.mie0731)

Anybody else feel the urge to scream and jump off the nearest ledge?

Beautiful baby kittums

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Bunny feet and a mini blep! He's so perfect I want to literally cry!

David Mitchell's hatred of Edward the Confessor feels so relatable #Unruly

Died of chronic constipation?

Why am I hearing people cheering in my neighborhood? Did shitblimp die?

You're one of my favorite social media people!

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You ever have a coworker you just want to punch in the face until their nose caves in?

cancel your subscription to the new york times lest the filth that consumes their minds and souls infest you as well