🧜‍♀️ The Lorelei 🌊

Chicken keeper culture involves a LOT of off-label hoofed livestock meds

Ok do you need my ummmmm

I have the vague feeling that “I’ve been getting really into pop music lately” and 80% of it is that I really like the new Sabrina Carpenter album

….and certainly not 25 times in a row?

I once made my friend lose it by referring to their other best friends as my metabesties

Horrible fact, I think I did this with my NINTENDO SWITCH

Why are my legs going through solid planks? *rubbing my temples* honestly I shouldn’t have to educate you, but it’s because they raised my Y axis to make a deceptive visual

This is basically my WFH wardrobe but in robe form (2035??)

Coming up with fun ways that this reflects REALLY well on you as a parent (not everyone can commit to one thousand however many episodes! You’d have to be really good at breaking down a big task!!)

(Followed by) Comment MEANINGLESS to get my ebook!

Also if it was multiple nights in a row I’d probably make sure I wasn’t accidentally undereating at lunch/dinner, and unknowingly going to bed hungry, but that’s more of a self knwoledge thing (it happens to me occasionally)

Umm. At first when I saw your question I thought “haha the same stuff everyone does”, but actually I take CBD which makes me very sleepy (and incidentally a bit less anxious). Also I take magnesium if I mysterious pop awake in the middle of the night.

I’m also on team “let them know”

“Yarn over” yarn keep trying!!!

Last time I did this I think I had to fully bribe myself (delicious smoothie on a table nearby for whenever I wanted a break, but getting the smoothie means I MUST finish the task)

For me this is the worst and most stressful self-inflicted chore

Gonna go against the grain and vote key lime pie + hot fudge

I ALSO found this out yesterday!

They say the cancer risk is negated if you review the food (misinformation by me because I really like when friends review food, I feel like I was there)

We have something like 60-80k people lmao. Here’s the seating area (river is the other direction)

Okay, re: the original, I once sat at my little outdoor cafe on the river (5 seats on their patio). Another couple was sitting and seemed to be on a date. Eventually he scanned the area uneasily and admitted that he was nervous to be somewhere so urban, he’s from the country.

Otoh I don’t get the supermarket ones so idk

Nice for if you’re running on minimal executive function or work is busy, but a loaf of good bread would save your life

I have the skills for baking bread but I also have a couple parbaked sourdough loaves in the freezer. I feel like the point is “freshly baked bread as if you did it yourself but you skipped almost all the steps”.

I’m imagining a wife with perfect curls talking into a mic about how they had a ChatGPT son after having 4 daughters. I’m pissed off already

There are three Garlic knot pythons in a small rattan basket. They are smiling gently. One is hissing. They are very deliciously baked. There are small bread crumbs and parsley scattered in the background.

Garlic knot pythons 🐍

there was a mouse living in the oven mitt on our porch 🍂

Meanwhile, I said I’d make mashed potatoes for my family get together, but didn’t end up with enough time

maybe you should have waited around a bit longer?