Barstool Philosopher 🥃

This is a take-one-for-the-team moment.

Our country is dying, and Jack Smith knows it.

He’s asking to testify publicly, so you know he’s got receipts.

Doing this paints an even larger target on his back, and he's saying, "Fuck it."

Go Jack!

Mike’s “21 Hour Work Day”

Since Johnson won’t do the job he is being paid to do, perhaps Rep-Elect Grijalva should go to a notary and just file a sworn affidavit (with witnesses) using the exact language that would be used in a typical swearing-in ceremony with an honorable Speaker.

It’s wild to hear Stutzman (R) advocate against the profit motive of private companies AND healthcare providers.

MAGA ♥️ socialized medicine after all. Who knew?

Farmer: “It’s a supply and demand issue when it comes to MY agri products. I don’t want to have to compete against imports. I DEMAND to keep my prices high to fuck over the SUPPLY of beef to other Americans”.

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“It’s a little more complicated…”

I could think of one good thing that could happen if Trump himself was dropped into an active war zone.

Not that he would, but wouldn’t it be interesting to see the reaction if Gavin Newsom created a similar AI video showing a California branded jet dumping poop on the MAGA klan members at Mar-A-Lago?

It’s “Colombia” YOU ABSOLUTE DUMBASS

Fuck Trump and fuck everyone who voted for him.

2025: MAGA Cultservatives are fully unleashed…and completely unhinged.

100 percent of MAGA Cultservative men support this policy.

Beta cucks.

(🧵) I’m going to say some things that may cost me followers. That’s only appropriate, given that what I say in this thread is about exactly that: how utterly meaningless everything is right now besides saving America—because without rule of law and democracy, nothing we dream of will ever come true.

This is so very twisted in its absolute genius.
Cheers!

We can now add murder to the long list of Trump’s horrific crimes.

Justice must be served.
Any means necessary.

I can go with that, too!

Seriously…who in their right mind at CNN thinks that ANYTHING George Santos has to say has any fucking relevance whatsoever?

CNN = RIP
Cause of death: self-inflicted idiocy.

Everyday that this fat fascist fuckface infects the lives of Americans squatting in the White House is a terrible day for this country.

May years of hate, cholesterol build up and dementia catch up with him.

Faster, please.

This is just the appetizer. Can’t wait for Moses Mike and the rest of the cultservatives to MAGAsplain Ghislane Maxwell’s inevitable pardon from King Fascist Fuckface.

The MAGA Cultservative role model for “open and transparent” is a guy who was literally convicted and jailed for FRAUD and AGGRAVATED ID THEFT.

Does that mean that Bibi & Trump’s circle jerk performance a couple of weeks ago was all horseshit?
Shocked!!! 😳

Watching this video, my hope for America may be starting to be restored.

The premise of Karl’s question is fine… but Karl was dumb to ask the Speaker of The House (especially this smarmy little bitch) a question about a cabinet member’s actions.

So the Libertarianish-When-Convenient Senator, Rand Paul, admits that Trump is committing outright murder…but will do absolutely nothing to lead impeachment proceedings.

May all Republicans in the House and Senate face justice, even if Trump continues to evade it.

Did you tear-up today when you were out protesting because you felt the camaraderie and fellowship with so many like-minded and caring people?

I did.

Did you tear-up today when you were protesting because you're still processing the fact that we're rapidly tumbling toward authoritarianism?

I did.

I am inspired by the massive turnouts in big cities, but also these small rural areas that are showing up for their communities and fighting back against fascism.