@mattlink.bsky.social
Or a kid has gone wild on an etch-a-sketch
23.02.2026 20:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’re facking nicked, me ole beauty.
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Commiserations to the royal family on the death of Andrew, in a car crash, next week!
20.02.2026 19:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Prisoner Cell Block HRH
19.02.2026 22:51 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Prisoner Cell Block HRH
19.02.2026 22:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh the Randy Duke of York,
he had twelve million quid,
he gave it to someone he'd never met,
for something he never did.
He can’t even lie convincingly on the back seat of a Rangey!
19.02.2026 19:36 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We need Yakov Yurovski reincarnated
19.02.2026 19:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Won’t be the first time he’s worn handcuffs on his birthday.
19.02.2026 19:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Verging on treason
19.02.2026 19:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The paedo
19.02.2026 19:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The ONLY thing to know is that he is a fucking wrong ‘un that needs to do jug
19.02.2026 19:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I do hope that Pronce Nince is on tag
19.02.2026 19:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Apparently one in three Britons are conceived in an IKEA bed, which is fucking mad because those places are usually busy and really well lit.
18.02.2026 18:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Any truth in the rumour that Trump has declared war on Sweden as a result of this?
10.02.2026 19:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Certainly wet days in the Lake District, though if it didn’t rain it would be the dry district!!
I appreciate my folks moving there in 1979 and use it as a stepping off point for photo adventures nowadays.
Half expecting ICE to come barrelling in
09.02.2026 01:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well that was awkward. I was expecting Bugs Bunny.
09.02.2026 01:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The phrase “I could care less” doesn’t mean what you think it means. The correct terminology is “I couldn’t care less”. Your iteration suggests you care.
09.02.2026 00:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A round of 14?
08.02.2026 13:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If I had to walk across it I’d probably throw up, then crawl, whilst firmly looking at the other end of the bridge.
Anyone who has the bottle to build something that high up is nuts!!
She benefitted massively from Vonn stacking it and the subsequent delays for the latter skiers having softer snow.
08.02.2026 12:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And her arrogance has fucked the later ski runs over.
08.02.2026 12:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A couple of my mates are throwing a joint Chinese New Year and Burns Night party. It's called Chinese burns night. I didn't want to go but they twisted my arm.
24.01.2026 00:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How to say please endorse me without saying please endorse me
16.01.2026 08:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Greenland is his ‘Lebensraum’
06.01.2026 09:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Greenland is the modern day ‘Lebensraum’.
Trump I’d just another one of those fascia dictators with ideas way above his skill set - time to invest in a lamp post and some fishing wire!!
