Haides Noir 😈

Troi from Star Trek TNG looking pensive, asking are Medusa's leg hairs tiny little snakes?

And what about her pubes?

I want to hear about some tech dudes who said one billion is plenty enough and dropped out to enjoy it instead of going grindset on making the world measurably worse for everyone but fellow billionaires.

He’s a corporate-owned shitweasel. She is not wrong

Love this so much and also I can't stop laughing. She's awesome!

Photograph showing seditious insurrectionists pressing a metal gate against the US Capitol police on January 6, 2021, in an attempt to surge forward during their violent attack.

1/ In 2022, one year after Trump incited the seditious attack on the US Capitol, I posted a long thread of images on Twitter, because revisionist attempts to create a false narrative about that day were already well underway.

Today, in 2025, I’m re-creating/re-posting that same thread here.👇

If its Kash Patel’s FBI, I highly doubt they have the correct person

Meme with black and white pics of old time early 20th century tough guys Text: listen up, ladies REAL MEN •hold eye contact until you go away • Eat only Shepards pie •Permanently freeze Lake Michigan •Put pigs in little skirts •Offer yogurt to EVERYONE •Keep little folded up pictures of sea snails in their wallet •Caramelize ALL onions, with a glance •Use imminent domain to seize your cabin •Say "holy macaroni" whenever they damn well please •Put aftershave on pizza, to generous acclaim if your man isn't real, you should probably report him or something!

Traditional masculine values

Perpetually trapped in a fever dream of an idyllic childhood that never was.

Look how easy it was for everyone to quit talking about the Epstein files

We're allowed "take backs", right? A few days ago, I said it's too late to get rid of Democrat Congressional leaders. I was wrong. Hakeem Jeffries has made it impossible NOT to dump him before the midterms. The guy has completely sold out to the Republicans.

He’s already there

Duffy: “we’re bringing back the Ford Pinto. Americans need choices”

She sucked long before Riyadh.

that fucked up realization that sets in when the boxer realizes he's never gonna win by fighting

Elon Musk X @elonmusk• 10h X If current trends continue, Whites will go from being a small minority of world population today to virtually extinct! Wall Street Apes & @WallStreetAp... • 13h White people are on the verge of extinction Global population of white people: 100 years ago roughly 35% 50 years ago roughly 20% 25 years ago 15% Today just 8% White people are the minorities and must take their countries back. No more tolerance. No more suicidal empathy

it should probably be a bigger story that the richest man on earth and leading Republican is a fucking Nazi

media needs to stop beating around the bush. this is Nazi shit.

No judgement here

What I am saying is: I like cheese.

I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape

Idiot person: FOODS THAT ACT AS DRUGS -cheese = opioids -sugar = cocaine -coffee = stimulant -bananas = serotonin boost * Addiction is hiding in your fridge Response from not dumb person: No one ever gave someone head in an alley for a block of cheese. Food is not a drug

I’m not saying it hasn’t happened before….and I’m not saying it has.

Today. This week. This month. This year.

Excuse me. Can you validate my Jerry, No parking?

I’m tired. Anyone else fucking tired?

RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".

Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.

My undying admiration will go to any reporter who brings up all the evidence of former Honduras President Hernandez's crimes running drugs, and reminds that he was convicted by a jury, and ask Trump how he can claim to be tackling the drug problem while letting such a large trafficker go free.

In news that shocks absolutely no one but the Dems….

Cuban is just as much of a problem as the other billionaires.

I’m so sick of people defending him because of his online pharmacy….that he still profits from.

For some reason people eat up his “I’m the *good* billionaire” shtick

I’d be a shame if all the reports were of people in this shitbag administration

JFC. There is a deep sickness in maga that really enjoys cruelty

Unclear What Coworker With Banana On Desk All Day Waiting For

Unclear What Coworker With Banana On Desk All Day Waiting For https://theonion.com/unclear-what-coworker-with-banana-on-desk-all-day-waiti-1819579617/

To be clear, it was a puppy, note en a full grown dog. She murdered a puppy