@qwlr.bsky.social
Will cross the road to stroke a cat. ADHD&B.
21.12.2025 15:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The wife doesn’t want birthday or Christmas presents. This feels like an almighty trap.
14.12.2025 09:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s that time of year when people feel compelled to say “actually, my favourite Christmas song is The Pogues”, when actually it’s Shakin’ Stevens, obviously.
14.12.2025 09:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Get yourself imprisoned in the US then. There’s a whole range of transparent electronics for the US jail market.
14.12.2025 09:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Teaching a robot how to tell jokes?
12.12.2025 11:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I could be wrong but I don’t think that’s quite Stokey. Possibly Crewe or similar.
06.12.2025 18:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lads, I’ve just eaten 90% of a pack of Custard Creams and I’m feeling a bit remorseful.
06.12.2025 18:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just asked my dog who her favourite Gladiator is and I think she said Wolf.
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Mr Ian Blobby
Mr Graham Blobby
Mr Andrew Blobby
Mr Stephen Blobby
Mr Gareth Blobby
Mr Chris Blobby
Mr Carlos Blobby
Mr Dietrich Blobby
Mr Shane Blobby
Mr Patrick Blobby
Mr Darren Blobby
Mr Abdul Blobby
Mr Robert Blobby
Mr Roy Blobby
Mr Wayne Blobby
Mr Terry Blobby
Mr Richard Blobby
Lads. I forgot Bluesky existed for about four months. What have I missed?
23.11.2025 08:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
02.09.2025 19:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can’t think of a single organisation on earth I’d trust less than the IDF to tell the truth. Not one.
12.08.2025 11:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fuck you, you evil monsters.
12.08.2025 11:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t think he can afford this.
02.08.2025 14:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Basically she put herself before the team. She didn’t want to miss out so misled her coaching and medical staff.
28.07.2025 09:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Earps and her ego will be secretly gutted.
27.07.2025 18:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Congratulations on the birth of your child, this is My Gang by Gary Glitter.”
27.07.2025 18:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bulk Hogan is dead
24.07.2025 17:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It is if the president is a paedophile, which he is.
13.07.2025 17:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ggreg is determined to make it worse for himself. Just go quietly mate.
10.07.2025 11:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gregg Wallace: Sexx Pestt
09.07.2025 12:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m sorry but pak choi is just rubbish.
09.07.2025 11:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is there a Spectator column yet about Ggreg Wallace being cancelled due to a woke agenda?
09.07.2025 09:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In other news, Jimmy Savile reveals his dyslexia diagnosis
08.07.2025 17:40 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s jjust bbanter
08.07.2025 17:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Salt Path is about as truthful as an Israeli press release.
08.07.2025 16:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Calling criticism of Israel antisemitic is like calling the Allies in WW2 Germanophobic.
#freepalestine
They’re saying “Geoff, Geoff with his IVF”
29.06.2025 08:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Kneecap at Glastonbury don't RT they are supposed to be terrorists or something.
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