Ted Maul

I can’t think of a single organisation on earth I’d trust less than the IDF to tell the truth. Not one.

Fuck you, you evil monsters.

I don’t think he can afford this.

Basically she put herself before the team. She didn’t want to miss out so misled her coaching and medical staff.

Earps and her ego will be secretly gutted.

“Congratulations on the birth of your child, this is My Gang by Gary Glitter.”

Bulk Hogan is dead

It is if the president is a paedophile, which he is.

Ggreg is determined to make it worse for himself. Just go quietly mate.

Gregg Wallace: Sexx Pestt

I’m sorry but pak choi is just rubbish.

Is there a Spectator column yet about Ggreg Wallace being cancelled due to a woke agenda?

In other news, Jimmy Savile reveals his dyslexia diagnosis

It’s jjust bbanter

The Salt Path is about as truthful as an Israeli press release.

Calling criticism of Israel antisemitic is like calling the Allies in WW2 Germanophobic.

#freepalestine

They’re saying “Geoff, Geoff with his IVF”

Kneecap at Glastonbury don't RT they are supposed to be terrorists or something.

I’m no better, I had a dentist appointment at 10am yesterday. Ridiculous.

Hilarious how the UK government and the BBC have to maintain this pretence that pro-Palestine sentiment is somehow an extremist position. #palestine

Poor planning that.

If that big-eared twat Netanyahu thinks attacking Iran is the right thing to do, then it definitely isn’t.

The solstice has passed, everything’s downhill from here.

F1 drivers are just intolerable, spoilt little shits, aren’t they.

My Father’s Day card was a dig at my DIY skills for some reason.

So a gym closed because, presumably, nobody use it. Said people then complained that it closed? And weirdly blamed the council?

It’s Friday afternoon, I’m in King’s Lynn and I’m broken down!

“We take the quality and integrity of our journalism very seriously…”

Half an hour late for work due to excessive use of Snooze. That’s how fresh I feel.