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Ah yes time to emotionally wreck myself once again

4 story penis in NYC by Swedish street artist Carolina Falkholt

huge if true

Thinking of renaming my depression “a case of the don’t wanna be heres”

Day 15 Cowboy shark
カウボーイなサメたち🦈🤠🌵
#Sharktober2025 #Sharktober

*fact

Look it’s definitely possible because I do in face have a tacky gold lamé one on hand

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Sometimes you just have to heal your inner child by buying the Micro Machines fish delivery van with the little cat inside that you kept in your bumbag with all your Monster in my Pockets in 1990.

I often forget I have a septum ring because I’ve had it for so much of my life but then I get x-rays and my skeleton looks so punk

A) happy birthday
B) that sounds like the best pie that’s ever existed

At the age of “my friends are having entire second children before remembering to tell me their wives are pregnant again”

Not entirely sure why I don’t have a grilled cheese in bed with me but I’m not happy about it

we still don't have a method of diagnosing endometriosis without surgery, btw, but i'm glad we've taken the time to see how it affects men

When I die can I put an instruction in my will for someone to be responsible for playing the 700 games I have that I’ve never opened

Sometimes I feel like I’m not myself anymore and then I listen to thrashy little screamy tunes too loudly and feel the most me

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Chompy friend

I save all my life-fixing exclusively for after midnight.

In this economy??

The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.

Aw! Unfortunately not, at the moment I don’t have any working tools for producing stuff 😩

I haven’t drawn in the longest time because I lost all motivation to draw anything that wasn’t just dogs. Today it occurred to me that I have free will and I can…just draw dogs? Like I’m already not making any money by drawing nothing at all so what does it matter? 🐕🐩🐕‍🦺🦮🐶🐾

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I can’t believe nobody reminded me that my town theme in ACNH is Smashmouth.

Wow amazing job, fuck yeah celebratory chair

Men only want one thing and it’s having a little tiny kiss with Jimbo from Balatro.

It’s the snotted dog 😪🐶

Hell yeah

Likewise, and your head looks KILLER 🔥

HELLO!!

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I tell ya I’ve been through the mental wars this week but I’m somehow still alive…unless

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Was killing the boyfriend at Mario Kart earlier and he comes out with “I’m all for feminism but this is going too far”