I learned how much Homer Simpson weighed this week: 17 stone. I weigh more than he did when he deliberately became fatter to claim disabilty benefits. I'm told I carry it well but that's shaken me more than anything ever has. This has to change.
17.11.2025 18:20 β π 280 π 3 π¬ 26 π 1
You turned all your frontline customer service reps into AI agents, now people perceive your company as having lower overhead, worse customer care and arenβt willing to pay as much for your product π€‘
17.11.2025 15:10 β π 326 π 56 π¬ 12 π 3
If true, Pete Hegseth wears more mascara than I do.
17.11.2025 21:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Does it ever even occur to these people that unemployed people can't buy their stuff??
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Alaska station that covered devastating storm cuts jobs
A public TV and radio station in Western Alaska serves dozens of villages damaged by Typhoon Halong. But with federal funding eliminated, KYUK makes severe cuts to its staff and news department.
As villages across the Yukon-Kuskokwim Delta clean up from remnants of Typhoon Halong, they face another loss. Public radio and television station KYUK has lost federal funding and plans to make cuts in January. My @npr.org story: www.npr.org/2025/11/14/n...
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I used to have this book in college. I remember it being quite condescending. As an Actual Native American.
15.11.2025 05:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
City Raccoons Are Evolving to Look More Like Pets
City-dwelling raccoons seem to be evolving a shorter snoutβa telltale feature of our pets and other domesticated animals
City-dwelling raccoons seem to be evolving a shorter snoutβa telltale feature of our pets and other domesticated animals
14.11.2025 15:27 β π 315 π 63 π¬ 24 π 36
Learning that the process for dropping a hot take is to disable replies. Got it.
14.11.2025 21:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
as a CSA victim, itβs a great day to be on an airplane with limited connectivity
if youβve posted more than 10 times about Epstein maybe make a donation to RAINN or your local SA support center
13.11.2025 21:35 β π 175 π 56 π¬ 3 π 4
I listened to the Megyn Kelly clip and my takeaway is that she should change her name to Megyn R Kelly
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I love biology facts but it's disappointing that it's both a misconception that urine works as emergency water and that it can treat a jellyfish sting, the sad reality is your pee is useless and your body wants it out of you for a reason π
14.11.2025 04:01 β π 690 π 54 π¬ 88 π 7
Jimmy Dore and Elijah Schaffer
Not that it should surprise anyone but Jimmy Dore has sunk to new levels of depravity by teaming up with Elijah Schaffer. He's an avowed white supremacist. He's posted memes about murdering trans children and was fired from the Blaze for alleged sexual assault
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Hasan is 100% spot on here regarding Gal Gadot.
She's just a more socially accepted kind of nazi, and I will never apologize about saying that.
13.11.2025 19:11 β π 89 π 30 π¬ 3 π 1
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Hasan Piker calls Gal Gadot βa dogsh*t actressβ and quips: βShe has no business [being at the Oscars] for the crime of what she has done to not only the DC franchise, but really any movie sheβs been a part of.β
βAll jokes aside,β he continued, βGal Gadot serves an important role in normalizing Israel as not a fascist ethno-state, but instead a place where a lot of beautiful women come from. And those beautiful women happen to serve in the IDF, because thereβs also this weird sexualization of the forces as well that takes place, and it plays another role in normalizing Israel and its activities and actions, and whitewashing it.β
Holy shit the rants Hasan goes on in his streams are now making it into Variety (no lies detected btw)
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Eight Senators snuck in a MILLION-DOLLAR PAYOUT for themselves for being investigated for their possible involvement in the January 6th insurrection.
There is no money for healthcare, but there is money for a payout to Senators? This is fucken π π©!
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Arizona tribal member nearly deported after Iowa jail issues ICE detainer by mistake
Native American ICE detainer mistake nearly leads to deportation of Arizona tribal member after Iowa jail clerical error
The woman's family had to scramble to prove she was Indigenous and shouldn't be turned over to federal immigration authorities
story via @glorihuh.bsky.social
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I just watched a comedian talk about how, when he was younger, screwing women in their 20s was fake orgasms but screwing women in their 40s was a skill check and a LESSON because they don't do that shit anymore and... yeah. That tracks.
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BU College Republicans president says he called ICE to βdetain these criminalsβ at Allston Car Wash
The president of Boston University College Republicans wrote on X he called the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement requesting it detain employees at Allston Car Wash, the site of a Nov. 4 raid w...
This is the cruelty of America's future ...
Zac Segal, President of BU College Republicans, called on ICE tp raid a car wash - 9 were arrested
"Iβve seen how American jobs are being given away to those with no right to be hereβ
Everyone had work permits, but ICE didn't care so disappeared all 9
13.11.2025 16:14 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
I love yacht rock!
13.11.2025 15:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I can't stop thinking about that article about how people literally can't read because they're basically taught to guess over the last like two decades and like. It's really starting to make why people will respond aggressively, agreeing with what you said but convinced you said the opposite
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And now they have the Mojave, too.
I'm like, you wish!π€
13.11.2025 03:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I hate it when you pull a hangnail and next thing you know youβre inside out
12.11.2025 23:11 β π 174 π 20 π¬ 5 π 0
Toxic wastewater from oil fields keeps pouring out of the ground. Oklahoma regulators failed to stop it.
Salt water laced with cancer-causing chemicals, a byproduct of oil and gas drilling, is spewing from Oklahoma oil wells.
Salt water laced with cancer-causing chemicals, a byproduct of oil and gas drilling, is spewing from old wells. Experts warn of a pollution crisis spreading underground and threatening Oklahomaβs drinking water.
grist.org/accountabili...
#Oklahoma #Water #OK #Gas #Climate
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Ahead of Veterans Day, I was honored to welcome a flight of veterans and their families as they arrived in DC.
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SZA has partnered with Jon & Vinnyβs to provide 1400 free meals for Los Angeles families who receive SNAP.
10.11.2025 21:10 β π 150 π 29 π¬ 3 π 4
Not mine. But neither of us celebrate it.π€·π½ββοΈ
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