Al Transneros

This is mostly from last week when I was sick but who cares

the entire point is to have the shittiest malt vinegar burn your tastebuds clean off

I hate these gentrified salt & vinegar crisps with a passion. "Sea Salt & Chardonnay Wine Vinegar" fuck you man

Diane, i'm on a road to nowhere

one thing that drives me insane about modern platforms is how many default to "3 months" or "1 year" instead of showing the actual date of a post, very frustrating

YouTube video by Steely Dan - Topic Black Cow

The smoothest song ever that is also basically “bitch you are a mess” youtu.be/XRj0Ohg-y1A?...

I remembered I can draw literally whatever I want. So here's Godzilla as a butch biker punk. Enjoy.

Getting really into deadlock, actually able to soloq in this something I never do in Dota

Incredible restraint shown by @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world for not doing another Herzog impression in this week's @worstpossible.world interstitial.
I was *so* sure he'd do a grizzly man the moment it was revealed we were listening to a recording of a guy being eaten by that puma

starmer on why he appointed peter mandelson to government office:

How does Deadlock also do the thing where the obligatory one last game for the night ends up lasting 70+ minutes??

dead last with more than a second gap and this mfer gets out and starts flexing

HOly fuck the isr*eli bobsled team is the most cringy shit I've seen in my life

das waren schon die letzten 3 tage diskurs auf twitter, und ich naive seele dachte wir hätten chris chan als thema endlich hinter uns gelassen

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

Happy Valentine’s Day

doesn't hit the same today as on a weekday though

Time for my annual tradition of watching panicked men park their too large cars in front of the flower shop downstairs to get some last minute flowers for the girlfriends

💕Wrestling’s Greatest Divorces💕

A really important cultural turn is going to be people realizing that “the fan” and “the fandom” of anything is the lowest life form and must not be catered to in any way. Artists or critics or anyone should never once consider what “the fans” think

Alleged someone allegedly burning a concentration camp in Kansas City.

Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp

Adorno Zitat 'Wenn du alles wirklich alles in Frage stellst dann macht doch auch nichts mehr spaß

Kann mich ja damit abfinden dass der Deutsche Kommentar natürlich ein bisschen mehr auf Deutsche Athlet*innen fokusiert aber richtig krass ist wie sobald kein*e dabei ist direkt der/die nächstbeste Österreicher*in eingeslottet wird

was man *nicht* will ist direkt erstmal sehen wie die eine chinesische snowboarderin rausgestretchert werden muss :(

Krank machen und Olympia gucken, was will man mehr

idk what to call it that doesn't make me sound like I'm pro invasion but like I'm seeing people getting mad about the new netflix series for just being called Vladimir because it's allegedly soft propaganda for russia

I need someone to talk to about Putin derangement syndrome

Congratulations?? Jk I hope this makes things easier for you, wishing you all the best!

a screenshot of google maps of what appears to be a giant snake in the ocean

a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)

Protester in Minneapolis just before disappearing in gas: "Fuck you! Stop. Damn! I'm 70 years old and I'm fuckin' angry!"