Liz B

It’s a feature not a bug.

Or they are just lulling you into a false sense of security because cats.

The NFL regular season will end with the entire NFC South STILL having fewer wins than just the Vikings and Lions. And one of those two teams will be seeded lower than the Buccanneers, who only won 10 games.

All my life, I thought American shoe sizes were based on inches. Like a men’s size 12 equaled a 12 inch foot. WRONG!
It is based on 3 times the length of your foot minus 21 for men’s shoes and 22 for women’s shoes.
How stupid is that!
This is one more reason why America needs the metric system.

Aaron Rodgers does not look like he enjoys his job.

Funding education at the local level sets up a system where wealthy neighborhoods can afford better schools than poorer neighborhoods. School districts are forced to compete with each other.
Fund education equally per pupil regardless of district or state.
Level the playing field!

Hopefully Musk will decry public schools next. We could use the money!

Mercator projection map of the world.

Do you think Trump is interested in Greenland because he’s looking at maps like this? I mean look at how HUGE it is! It is bigger than the United States!
And it’s green, so he could build lots of golf courses.

The Lions and the Vikings combined have more wins than the whole NFC South!

I’m ready for the days to get longer.

Every time I get a sweet holiday card from a middle school student telling me that I am their favorite teacher, I wonder how many other teachers they told that to.

The Bears would be a contender if they were in the NFC South instead of NFC North.

I was on the phone with my dad while watching the Vikings game. On my TV, the Vikings were inside the 5 yard line. On his TV, they had just scored a touchdown.
MY DAD HAS A TV THAT CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE!

Not vibing with the Seahawks’ uniforms.

Now you need to make all the OTHER characters MORE interesting!

Permanent DST. Those of us in the northern part of the northern hemisphere have to leave and come home in the dark during the shortest days regardless, but the sun coming up at 3:00am benefits no one.

Are these same people wearing Nike tshirts and carrying a mug with Stanley on the side?

The most annoying thing about winter in Minnesota is that the beautiful sunny days are cold enough to freeze your nose hairs together, while the gloomy grey days are the only ones that don’t make your face hurt.

We need universal healthcare. We don't need a guy in charge of our health who is anti-vax and who believes that HIV isn't caused by a virus and who dumped a dead baby bear in Central Park and who said in court that he couldn't be responsible for himself because a worm ate his brains.

Will no longer be offering my unwavering support to people! My support from now on will be wavering

Blood Won’t Tell: The Disintegration of the Kennedy Legacy

Go read “Unusual Chickens for Exceptional Poultry Farmers” by Kelly Jones.
Cute, funny, and heartwarming.
(And I’ll take all the warming I can get!)

Trump has discovered Chat GPT because this was coherent!

Reach out to John Oliver!

Absolutely crazy that the 11-2 Minnesota Vikings are only looking at a Wild Card spot!

Airborn by Kenneth Oppel
Frankenstein
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

While teaching Literary Conflict to 6th graders, I had a deep epiphany. Scooby Doo is NOT character vs character conflict. It is character vs society. The REAL antagonist is capitalism!

Being a stepmom is pretty awesome!

It is the year 2413. My great, great, (insert more greats here) grandchildren are in Science class.
They are watching Bill Nye the Science Guy.

The Chipotle “help” bot is all the reasons AI sucks. Not one part of my encounter was helpful.