G. Gordon Lady

oh no, the fox broadcast is zooming in on normal food in the stadium somewhere while the broadcasters say "that looks good to eat." they're developing Regular Season Madness

all my apes gone...

look plenty of people have tattoos on them they dont know the meaning of. i woke up with these tattoos one day and i still dont know what theyre about

A.F. Branco political cartoon of a red airplane with a hammer and sickle labeled "Mamdani" flying towards a gray building labeled "NY City"

folks, he's done it again

MIKA was right. i could be hurple

i hate to ask but if you've ever liked a post of mine or i've brightened your day, i need you to come help me drill holes in my bedframe to hide my limited edition coins i bought from a magazine

found my professor on here and he kind of makes good posts

The Instagram account Saint featured me. The first slide says: "Derek Guy - Dieworkwear. Derek Guy is a menswear writer who has written for The New York Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter. He also runs a menswear blog called Die, Workwear"

One of the slides showing my favorite products. It's it's a big bag of Hagen pigeon food. The food is fortified with the vitamins and nutrients pigeons need.

Instagram user writes: "Why tf do i need pigeon food for my outfit." I replied: "this is what i can afford to eat after spending all my money on clothes ::sad face::"

thinking about the time a cool Instagram fashion account asked me to name my favorite products and i didn't know i was supposed to name fashion products, so i said pigeon food because i like feeding pigeons and their followers were like "why the fuck do i need pigeon food for my outfit?"

And Putthead

ratlimit is a greatest of all time poster

every day i'm going to shout "DOES ANYBODY HERE FUCK WITH THE TENANT?" until people on here start fucking with the tenant. is anybody else on here trelkovsky-pilled? just me?

Treehouse of Horror should bring back the intros where Marge warns parents how scary it's gonna be. Kids are probably watching worse things but it sets up a vibe

Blue Sky. I want to go viral.

old lady groyper

rewatching the texas chainsaw massacre. somehow it gets better and better every time. struck by the really sad moment of Franklin sitting and frowning as he hears his friends goofing off in the house. he just has the fucking worst day of all time.

capitol police are investigating a fork found in the kitchen

randomly had the thought “if Gilbert Gottfried was still alive he’d be a perfect Adam Friedland Show guest”

indubitably.

we’re allowed to say faggot on here? fuck yeah

this website kind of has comrade josh vibes

this website can’t fucking handle me. this website isn’t ready for me. plus scientists don’t even know the ramifications of my hazards yet.

it does kind of feel like Woke Stepford in here sometimes

Yes!

does anyone on here make posts about poisoning/kidnapping/torturing a boyfriend or something like that. i can’t flourish in this ecosystem without that.

Fade To Black!

oh hello little spectral ghoul and what are you doing in the ps2 endorsements even!

this is me with big dog movies

Anybody on here fw The Tenant?

Just added it to my watchlist. Holy shit, Dennis Hopper’s in this?