Dr. Chanandler bong

I just got six tickets to harry styles in London for less than one ticket in New York

Making a doodle poll for the group chat re: harry styles

Well if any Harry styles fans need an Amex referral code LMK 😜

The Denver post really said I’m gonna email you seven (7) times before 12:30pm today huh

Lately all I think about is leaving the US but I have a ~very niche job- and ~no other skills~ except being silly goofy, which I fear is not lucrative.

Have we as a society done a deep dive on the link between pop punk bands and the 2004 movie Closer

If you think about it, dance is either just tight clothes or flowy clothes

Hopeful that in 2026 more providers will make it their resolution to learn how to write orders correctly (/at all) 🥰

Something about the airport makes me some kind of weird stickler for rules as I eye everyone with more than two items boarding the plane

$600 to register for a conference at the early bird rate and they can’t even guarantee it comes with a lil kiss on the forehead? Rude

Absolutely cannot stop thinking about how I had a dream last week in which I met @atsukocomedy.bsky.social at a Mumford and sons concert of all places and she told me the bowl cut was a wig

niche complaint: accuweather has completely ruined their app

a man wearing glasses is saying `` i 've had enough ! '' ALT: a man wearing glasses is saying `` i 've had enough ! ''

I turned in my ballot, stop CALLING ME

I had to pay money to dispose of a tv bc it’s illegal to throw it in the garbage and this place actually asked me to TIP THEM

Obsessed with sparkle Megan saying the stupid hats are a big Denver thing when they aren’t even in Denver.

Of course Joe drives a white Tacoma

Wym you’re running through the Burbank airport? It has like five gates.

THE CHICKEN SMOOTHIE?!?!??????????

Listening to opalite while buying Ethel Cain tickets because I contain multitudes. Layers, even. Like an ogre

Help I can’t stop picturing the seagull meme with Elizabeth Taylor

Nah not at all!!!!

Yeah I finished the episodes yesterday and everything was terrible. She was a coward. And Madison and KB need to run

He is terrible. All of these men are terrible.

The ghosting in love is blind is SO Denver 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

The guy guessing cars on love is blind somehow not guessing jeep or Subaru for a girl in Denver is insane.

Adulthood is investigating the brand of bedding at hotels you stay in

I don’t know who Charlie Kirk was and I don’t care to find out.

Holy oracle stock surge Batman

SNL is just residency training for working in comedy

Jokes on you as that’s all I watch anyway