"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."Β
-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
@professor-meh.bsky.social
Professor of Chemical Engineering at UCSB. Rheology, colloids, polymers, soft/bio matter, high-throughput experimentation and ML/AI. Opinions and obscure pop culture references my own.
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."Β
-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
This sounds like the exposition to a pandemic disaster movie β£οΈ
14.06.2025 00:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If it seems oddly quiet around here, itβs because @pauldauenhauer.bsky.social has rushed off to his basement to redirect his social bots to work on buying a dozen of theseβ¦
30.05.2025 03:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If you agree that everything flows (ΟάνΟΞ± αΏ₯Ξ΅αΏ), then consider joining us at the 96th Annual Meeting of @sorheology.bsky.social, held in Santa Fe, New Mexico, from October 19-23, 2025. The abstract submission deadline has been extended to May 30, 2025! #SOR2025
www.rheology.org/sorabst/
Pretty sure you tagged the wrong Matt Helgeson π
10.05.2025 01:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0We are thrilled to announce the winners of the 2025 Journal of #Rheology #Publication Award: Michael Burroughs, Yuanyi Zhang, Abhishek Shetty, Christopher Bates, Matt Helgeson and L. Gary Leal. In celebration, the winning publication will be available open-source for all. @professor-meh.bsky.social
09.05.2025 20:39 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Blunt letter to the editor on ACS: "If ACS wonβt stand up now, it should stand down." cen.acs.org/business/Rea... #chemsky π§ͺβοΈ
25.04.2025 00:13 β π 145 π 41 π¬ 12 π 3While I congratulate all the 2025 NSF GRFP awardees on their achievements, itβs shocking to see that the # of awards is down >50% from prior years.
This is a disgrace to our top young talent in science and technology. This program should be growing, not shrinking.
www.nsfgrfp.org
New paper from my PhD with @professor-meh.bsky.social! We show a simple route to all-water multiple emulsions, via coacervation with a single(!) dense phase. Amid size/shape variance, we use ML to quantify trends in droplet structure with mixing condition, which diverge from classical W/O/W systems.
25.03.2025 19:21 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0To @acs.org : the ethics (and optics) of putting trackers on conference attendees in the current US political climate are bad. Several attendees in my session (including me) took them off and either threw them away or recycled them in the badge return box.
23.03.2025 21:47 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0These are extremely challenging times for early-career faculty. Here is my office's small contribution to make their hard and important work a bit easier:
Download our curated and comprehensive database of funding opportunities for early-career faculty.
Here: research.jhu.edu/rdt/funding-...
Welcome!
10.02.2025 05:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0On changes to #NIH indirect rates, there is a law in place that prohibits NIH from making such changes without the approval of Congress. See Division D, Title II Section 224 of The Further Consolidated Appropriations Act, 2024 (Public Law No: 118-47) grants.nih.gov/grants/guide...
08.02.2025 00:56 β π 3639 π 1490 π¬ 79 π 240Hello rheologists! The SoR Future of Rheology Symposium is a fantastic virtual seminar series highlighting early career researchers. Today at 1pm EST my student Anukta will give a talk on her work with dilute polymer Rheology. Details below - please consider attending!
30.01.2025 17:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0SoCal thanks you for your business π
16.12.2024 21:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Congratulations! π
06.12.2024 02:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Your daily reminder that propulsion is neither a necessary nor sufficient property of a robot.
04.12.2024 04:35 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0By all means, letβs cut everybodyβs pet pork defense project from the 80s/90s/00s (which agreed absolutely are there because of career politicians). But letβs also do the common sense cost savings career bureaucrats have argued for for decades that donβt require cutting a single department or job.
02.12.2024 04:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If you want βefficiencyβ, letβs start with obvious things weβve known for decades will slash spending overnight. For example, CMS projects that allowing Medicaid to aggressively negotiate prices solely for the 10 most-prescribed drugs will eliminate 22% of that programβs annual spending in FY2026.
02.12.2024 04:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 090% of all federal spending in FY2025 is accounted for by non-discretionary benefits (Social Security, Medicare/Medicaid, etc. β 58%), defense (18%) and interest on the debt (14%). Which of these is βpast its usefulnessβ? If the goal is efficiency, the rest is just fiddling at the margins.
02.12.2024 03:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0My undergrad Fluid Mechanics students used ultrasound data and Bernoulli to diagnose mitral valve stenosis on their midterm exam.
Just sayinβ.
π€
23.11.2024 02:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0πββοΈ
23.11.2024 01:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0πββοΈ
22.11.2024 14:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is actually a very interesting rheology problem
21.11.2024 20:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Reminder: the current generation of grad students are the ones that took most of their undergrad courses over Zoom. π·
21.11.2024 03:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0