a pony with boots on all four of its feet

Britains smallest Shetland Pony Lucky.
Dennis Hutchinson, ca. 1980

How to Tell if Your Brother is on a Horse 1. Look through your brother's bank statements and see if he has recently hired or purchased a horse. If he has, the chances of him now being on a horse just increased considerably. 2. Check where your brother's feet currently are in relation to the ground. If they're a few feet off the ground and separated by the width of a horse, there is a chance he might be on a horse. 3. Sneak into your brother's bedroom and read his diary. If last night's entry mentions that he's got a horseriding appointment today, there is a strong possibility that your brother is now on a horse. 4. Ask your brother if he'd mind you sitting directly behind him. If he says "no, there's enough room for both of us on this horse," that could be a sign that he is currently on a horse.

Want to know if your brother is on a horse or not? These are the signs to look for.

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You might find this interesting!

this has become a very important video to me

Pack it up, folks that’s it for the construction industry

SIMPLY HAVING A

AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE

ok this joke might be a little too specific

two panel comic P1: cop stands in middle of kitchen, unnerved by red spatter marks on walls and cabinets and countertop, saying "Mother of God... Nothing human could have done this." P2: Panel labelled "Earlier." shows pup struggling to squeeze catsup from the bottle onto his cheeseburger source:drawerofdrawings ig

A polar bear at the bow of the MS Expedition cruise ship. View down from the bow with the bear standing on ice on its hind legs looking up at the photographer while leaning on the ship. Photo: Chris Westwood.

can't park there mate

Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.

Bruce, an Australian shepherd with one blue eye and one brown eye, looking like he has cream all over his face

There’s a dog who pops up occasionally in my feed named Bruce who, in coloring and expression, looks like he just had a pie thrown at his face.

you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois"
repost to receive his blessing

Does Pinocchio’s nose have a fixed minimum length, or could he learn a truth so profound that uttering it aloud would cause his nose to prolapse and rocket backwards through his skull like a bolt gun, killing him instantly?

Nobody callin' on the phone
'Cept for the Pope, maybe in Rome

Another sadly topical Richard Scarry parody, from the genius of @rubenbolling.bsky.social .

Do click in.

“A Busy, Busy Day at the Airport”

By @rubenbolling.bsky.social, after Richard Scarry.

Genius.

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Here’s Bob Ross feeding a baby raccoon to brighten your day.

Here are some more

Manifesto for the improvement of football Two balls Penalties only All players have had 3 pints except players who don't drink alcohol, who must have had 10 rocket lollies Goal the entire width of the pitch with 4 goalkeepers Half time cryptic crosswords or Guardian quiptics for second division or below Washing up liquid on the pitch so they slip around more Ballet pumps Ball goes honk when kicked

I hardly ever use the notes app on my phone but had cause to do so tonight, and found this, which I have no recollection of writing but wholeheartedly stand by

Cars are fucking dumb. Replace cars with bats. Taking up the same space: 50 people in 33 cars 50 people on a bus 50 pedestrians 150,000 bats

I like this version

A brown and black tabby cat with wide green eyes. He’s being held firmly as he has stolen half a hard boiled egg which is in his mouth.

One of my favourite ever lads: egg thief

6 panel comic P1: a super simplistic looking drawing of a bird is sat on a tree branch, which is heavy with plump red berries. Every single thing that could be drawn "wrong" on the bird is done so. P2: the bird's beak opens: "im hunger i eat da berrs" P3: a close up of the bird as they chow down on some delish beers. "hurrrr nommy nom" P4: the bird snaps their head back, and swallows the berries whole with a loud "SWALP" P5: POV pans back as the bird flies away, rejoicing with a "joyjoyjoy yes joyyy" Two silhouetted figures in the foreground watch... P6: They are revealed to be realistic looking blackbirds. The one on the left looks on in horror and says "what the hell was THAT!?" The one on the right turns to their companion and says "fuck knows"

just a normal bird comic

Ok, I’ve seen enough. This is the best thing I’ll ever watch on the internet. (Also, I’ve clearly failed as a father. Could have put my time to so much better use…)

Double-decker electric “garden bus” from 1960s England.

God Really Dreading Visit From Older Brother Who Made Much More Successful Cosmos

God Really Dreading Visit From Older Brother Who Made Much More Successful Cosmos
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Animalgesics. A paracetamole, ie: a mole with a body shaped like a two toned pill capsule. An Ibuprofhen, a pill with chicken features (beak, comb, wings etc) and co-coder moles - two moles typing away at identical laptops

Animalgesics.
#art #pills #moles

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