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Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.”

“If the car’s gone,”

“I’ll give you another cookie anyway”

“because I love you.”

Happy Columbo’s Day

People who would not pass psych evaluations are more likely to be the victims of crime than perpetrators

I can not deal with another incompetent man! I REFUSE!

this is very good

Whistling when ICE is about to kidnap someone for no reason is incredibly effective. They know what they are doing is wrong and will scatter in the wind when too many witnesses gather.

Christ these are beautiful

I can’t believe I have to work even more today like what the fuck

Over 30 states meet during Netanyahu's UN speech to weigh action against Israel The Hague Group convenes 34 states on the sidelines of the General Assembly to gather support for eight concrete measures to stop the Gaza genocide

“The Hague Group's measures are not optional, not radical, not novel. They are legal obligations, binding under the Genocide Convention."

🔗 Read more from Varsha Gandikota-Nellutla, Executive Secretary of The Hague Group, in Middle East Eye.

“The Exorcist III” (1990) Directed by William Peter Blatty, adapted from his novel Legion. George C. Scott leads.
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Members of the force's sports squad, responsible - among other tasks - for policing the 170 miles of tunnels, caves, galleries and catacombs that underlie large parts of Paris, stumbled on the complex while on a training exercise beneath the Palais de Chaillot, across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower. After entering the network through a drain next to the Trocadero, the officers came across a tarpaulin marked: Building site, No access. Behind that, a tunnel held a desk and a closed-circuit TV camera set to automatically record images of anyone passing. The mechanism also triggered a tape of dogs barking, "clearly designed to frighten people off," the spokesman said. Further along, the tunnel opened into a vast 400 sq metre cave some 18m underground, "like an underground amphitheatre, with terraces cut into the rock and chairs".

There the police found a full-sized cinema screen, projection equipment, and tapes of a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers. None of the films were banned or even offensive, the spokesman said. A smaller cave next door had been turned into an informal restaurant and bar. "There were bottles of whisky and other spirits behind a bar, tables and chairs, a pressure-cooker for making couscous," the spokesman said. "The whole thing ran off a professionally installed electricity system and there were at least three phone lines down there." Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."

In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”

When will my car work right?!

MORE THAN ONCE Hugh Dancy is asked by his assistant, "So what is the strategy?" and his response is, "I'll get him on the stand and somehow trip him up." 1990s Jack McCoy would shoot Hugh Dancy dead with a gun.

I just used this image as a reply to my GenX bf and he will never understand but I am rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.

When I was your age, searching for a phrase in quotes returned results for that exact phrase

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

New — Video shared with me shows ICE officers in DC detaining a man on Friday.

Bystander filming asks man for his name. ICE agent lies and says he’s not allowed to speak to him “by law” and another says “We’ve arrested American citizens for being too close…If he gets any closer, put him in cuffs.”

On National Coming Out Day, know that I will always be an ally to you — no matter where you are on your journey.

I know that times may be scary, but you are seen, safe, supported, and loved here in Illinois.

I’m hung over and have committed myself to not calling out because I am strong and brave or some bullshit

Photo of Matthew Mcconaughey stress smoking a large amount of cigarettes

Current mood:

Well its a good thing he got all his best work done and out of the way before AI melts his brain.

Judge Judy Dance GIF ALT: Judge Judy Dance GIF

"set to a catchy beat and propulsive bassline" that judge was in her chambers listening like

Drake sitting there reading about how good the judge thought the song was and how everyone really enjoyed it

Drake still being with UMG makes this even funnier

I feel like throwing up but I’m still here

Today, 28 years ago, Janet Jackson released her magnum opus, The Velvet Rope.

Her most introspective work, the concept album, fused R&B and Pop with Trip-hop, Dance, Folk, Jazz, Rock, and Techno.

Ellen Von Unwerth and Mario Testino photographed her for the album’s artwork.

We’re syncing up and we’re out for revenge

The Wire by HAIM on Apple Music Song · 2013 · Duration 4:05

One of those best songs of all time you can listen to whenever or daily

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This is how propaganda works. They slapped an image on this from Los Angeles in 1992 during Rodney King riots.