John Z

I’m shocked that my teams owner is the photo for the post. Why all of those blog posts about getting big names have to be real?!?? Right!?!? I can’t imagine Bob Nutting running the pirates like it’s a venture capital investment. He would *never*

Look, I hate Philly as much as the next yinzer and is guilty of shit talking his debut, but Gritty must be protected at all costs.

Imagine being a father who wanted to divorce his wife because you’re Christian and wanted to sleep with other people. Then telling your 6 year old you don’t have enough money for food because bills are a lot. Also you’re in your 30s and work part time at McDonald’s.

Imagine getting murdered because you cannot stop saying, “yeah baby!” Like Austin powers to your wife for a whole afternoon

I’m just browsing for fun and seriously brembo front brakes only???!! Why the fuck even bother that’s just weird and like what? #shrinkflation

Max Starks wildin with that Johnny Cochran line

How to properly use parsley in a meal.

Movie pitch: a dark comedy called ‘Rudy’ about the rise and fall of Rudy Giuliani. Following through all his achievements and missteps. Who would play him? Do we even go DDL or Bale insane person route? Or do we do hotness that is Glen Powell who couldn’t be hotter? Rob McElhenney.

You can just say MVP

@sheetz.bsky.social :(((((((

I spent the last 1/2 hour watching frog videos of wearing various hats. When I spend my time, I make sure it’s well spent

Oh what’s an unreasonable pet peeve asked no one? That Limewire has a generation thinking the song Better Days by Citizen King was done by Sublime. Why do I care, again asked by no souls? They opened for Smash Mouth for my first concert. My mom won free tickets calling into B94.

Honestly same, I don’t remember that happening. I think my assumption is he would live forever

Another reason I prefer self checkout is that I don’t panic over explain that I can’t to sign up to their card because I’ve had several credit checks for loans to get my roof replaced and I don’t think I’ll get approved for their card or the loan at the same time, when I could have just said no

On what planet is Penn State in this game at halftime. I swear if they upset I’ll lowkey be mad about it.

In my over a decade of office job life, I’ve never dropped my earbuds into my coffee. Today, that changes.

If there are any probono fiverr witches out there, I just want to put out in the universe to curse all of my enemies with saying “you too” to every server and host and flight concierge in perpetuity. Thank you and may your power bring your coven strength.

Typical pens flyers ass game. Bunch of weird shit followed by a bunch of gooning at the end and a loss.

HOW IN TBE FUCK IS THIS BASEBALL GAME STILL GOING

Fkn Uvalde police defense this 2nd half

Having Jay Glazer stand next to all those other men over 6’3” is diabolical producing

🧢🎩🎓

How many iron city’s would it take to get a black hole drunk?

I’m surprised I don’t see Kevin Hart every other weekend at my house soliciting for The Latter Day Saints

Taylor Swift-MaAuto has a nice ring to it

Need to Chicago typewriter ‘pritzker’ onto the first building housing the occupying forces.

Free idea: a microwave that has a subtract minute button because you’re dumb as shit and missed the button you wanted to press

YouTube video by Frankie Pamplemousse Ultimate Mega Cartoon Screaming Compilation

All of the bugs outside my house right now for some reason youtu.be/89tsRtiveM8

getyarn.io/yarn-clip/08...

Chuck Mangione too fucking stop it