"and caused him to become ill, and no doctor could help him, and in a short time he lay on his deathbed. He was lowered into a grave and covered with earth, but his little arm suddenly came forth and reached up, and it didn't help when they put it back in and put fresh earth over it, for the little arm always came out again. So the mother herself had to go to the grave and beat the little arm with a switch, and as soon as she had done that, it withdrew, and the child finally came to rest beneath the earth."

Insane but true fact: making US roads as safe as Canadian, Australian, or European roads would save more lives than eliminating murder from the US.

AJ Green, because I'd never seen a GA receiver do those things. Half the time they'd just throw the ball to him at the LOS and hope for the best, and it worked!

Hear me out, I'd prefer to live in a country where churches don't need security plans.

I need the search term for this gif please.

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You can just get regular whistles.
There is no reason to 3d print whistles.

*as long as you are rich and connected

A library is probably trump's biggest fear, like taking superman to a kryptonite emporium.

@solomonmissouri.bsky.social

They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok

Quick, blame cyclists!

A caboose in the woods? Don't threaten me with a good time.

Here's your answer:

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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

It's fine.

I grew up washing the windows every time we stopped for gas. Kids ten years my junior don't have that memory.

A cow wearing a t-shirt with the word "SICKOWS" on it looks through a window at 4 crudely made tools and says "MOO... HA HA HA... MOO!!"

Gavin Gruesome.

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Why is this the best looking cat of all time?

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No, WE are in a battle against a corrupt and malevolent foe, you and your cowardly colleagues. You are only battling to get to the flight home on time.

Only place to get it, TBH.

What's important about Guthrie is that they were first. They invented the chicken finger and dipping sauce.

Zaxby's founder and Raising Cane's founders both worked there and copied their whole steez.

But that's the glory of a locally owned spot. You can avoid yours for good reasons, and i can still enjoy mine. And we can both sleep soundly knowing your owner can't cause harm that my owner can't undo.

Ace hardware exists and is usually locally owned.

You cannot support it in public, but you led the charge on supporting it in private. You are complicit and will never know peace.