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The mox jet I drafted earlier kept trying to sell me antibiotics

amoxisshillin

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oh wow

hey, just wanted to drop a quick note demanding that 20 million or so people immediately and fundamentally alter their posting behavior to conform to my expectations. mine specifically. thanks

shout out to meals!

one of the most special things about attending an nfl game in person is that if the home team wins, they open up all the exits and let all the fans go home. nothing like sleeping in your own bed

I’ve taken a vowel of slence.

#INDvsDETweek

Dimir Thalia? In my timeline?

Pittsburgh I'm coming for you. Hide the Yuenglings.

I’m gonna GET you grrrrrr

Two male Mallard Ducks side by side on a river. The atmosphere is misty, a little mysterious.

Magical Mallard mist...

Wolf Trio 🐾

#Wolf #Wolves #Animals