Cass Whitman

There are few things worse than getting horny at work. I have to be productive. I have to think business thoughts but all I can think about is being absolutely decimated in a million different ways.

Two girls sharing a tender moment surrounded by ghost cats.

Love Hemisphere. 💞

Really love other trans people, big fan. One trans person short circuiting in my presence is more precious than 20,000 compliments from cis people

To the cute trans guy at the pizzeria who looked at me like a cartoon wolf looks at a pie on a windowsill and then tried to chat me up while clearly short circuiting:

I hope you have a lovely day, and that the universe grants you a boon. I was feeling ugly and dysphoric today and I feel hot again.

im not ran thru i'm a beloved fan favorite

I'd rather Sisyphus than fist a cis. Is this anything?

the cute girl who’s at the aldi sometimes just saw me buy two philly cheesesteak calzones, I bet I look pretty fascinating and mysterious now

My boymode keeps failing. I ordered takeout from an account that's still in my deadname and the lady asked me if deadname mentioned which kind of soup he wanted and told me to tell him it's better to order by phone. Boymode machine broke, I guess. 😵

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Feelings about this week overall:

really attracted to people with curly hair and an unsettling aura recently. I guess I can no longer say I'm not my own type.

Wow. Queer and sapphic breakups sure are an entirely different beast, huh? 🙃

Did this Snufkin a while back but never got around to posting him anywhere.
#moomin #snufkin #traditionalart

I hate when I'm at work and I get visited by the Impure Thoughts™️

Trying to make spreadsheets over here goddamnit.

saw some cool birb pics on my TL and remembered I also have some of those.
#birdwatching #photography

Yooo this is gorgeous

I have terrible news. I was having a really bad morning mentally, and then I journaled. And I immediately felt significantly better. This is devastating news.

It's wild to be out everywhere but work bc everyone gives me detailed accounts of their weekends and ask about mine and I think, "I hung out with 13 dolls till 3am and we argued about whether or not the cocoa puffs bird fucks" but then I gotta be like, "It was nice, just visited some friends."

Shout out to weed for consistently keeping me from bad relationships by allowing me to see red flags I'd ignore if I was sober.

I think I may have found my nemesis. I just hope that they are into the idea of being my nemesis.

Y'know, some mornings I take my estrogen and I think, "Wow. I'm still here. And I'm happy. And I don't want to die anymore. And I have such fat tits."

I feel this in my soul holy shit.

Let's be abundantly clear: we are still being mean to bigots, and anyone who poses a threat to fellow queers. As Saeed Jones beautifully put it, "Not all queer folk are dear folk" but I will nonetheless throw down for you in emergencies, even if I don't like you. Bc that's what family does.

rick and morty is talking to a man with a cane in front of a large sign . ALT: rick and morty is talking to a man with a cane in front of a large sign .

Went to a normie bar with three other trans people yesterday and as we walked in, someone literally yelled, "TRANS PEOPLE!" and two people booed. Made me think of the one and only good quote from Rick and Morty

Hello, based department?!

And this is coming from a bitchy trans woman. I'm not gonna pretend I've never been that person, but it's always made me feel 1000x worse after. We're all tired & sad & irritable but we need to direct that energy towards addressing the root cause. Not cutting our comrades down to size for a laugh.

I'm always saying that queer folks have to get meaner but idk if that's really what I should be saying. Some of y'all are so mean, to the wrong fucking people, and for no real reason. I can't count the number of times I've been in queer spaces and seen other queers cutting each other down for fun.

My Tumblr got overrun by TERFs calling me a fake lesbian (among other far less flattering things) and reblogging my pictures to TERF blogs. They're just mad my tits are so much bigger than theirs. And that for however freakish they think I am I still have more sex than they do.

I just wanna be seen as a human being and also not treated like a fake lesbian lol.

I'm tired y'all.

If the guy on the left saw the girl on the right, he would get on his knees and start barking. #transisbeautiful