Barthes Simpson

"Millie Pulled a Pistol on Santa"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mB0...

(honorable mention to John Prine's "Your Flag Decal Won't Get You into Heaven Anymore")

JD Vance @JDVance 5h Fantastic lineup for the TPUSA halftime show, including the great Bob Ritchie AKA KID ROCK

"I know Kid Rock's real name" is an amazing negative flex, good job JD

a four panel comic panel one a woman asks me "what're you gonna do with your day off?" and i reply "probs watch short form video content" second panel, a woman says to another woman whom she is actively marrying "i cant wait to grow old with you and watch short form video content together in bed" panel three, a woman kneels by her bed and prays, "dear god, let me watch short form video content in heaven" the last panel is just text and it says "please stop reading and start watching short form video content"

Other people at the announce desk occasionally negging Tony (not including guests obvi) is one of my small criticisms with the AEW product.

QAnon too.

Milhouse says, The Spanish conquistador in me wants to jump in and take control

MrBeast prepares to awaken his clone in the middle of surgery so he can feel the pain "Harvesting my clone's organs because i'm dying!"

MrBeast (Series, 2015 - )

Picklr gained his powers after falling in a vat of radioactive vinegar.

[lips pressed directly on mic] yes

Transphobia is a cancer of the heart and mind.

It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty.

Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face.

Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up.

oh I'm so excited for you, and if you are reading them in order they just get better and better. I HIGHLY recommend _Small Gods_.

JET SET RODEO holy crap that is good. #AEW

i’m fascinated by this new strategy wjere multiple ai company CEOs have been going on tears tours this year so far complaining about how anti ai sentiment has hurt their businesses

Knuckles x Dale x Sandslash

"a “telltale sign of if it’s a bubble” would be if only tech groups were benefiting from the rise of AI, rather than companies in other sectors."

Very telling there's no mention of end users anywhere in there.

AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth

I was present for the birth of the web, the explosion of personal sites, and the blogging revolution, and you know what we never had to do? Beg people to use our shit.

if you live in maryland please be aware: ICE has access to md's drivers licensing system. they are using our licenses to find matches in their facial recognition systems and pulling our addresses.

please share, it's urgent

a secret fourth thing

sports betting in the pokémon universe must go insane. imagine putting it all on nidorino and then a gengar shows up to your house with a baseball bat and breaks your kneecaps

dems are gonna be like "no increases to ice budget until they come up with new use of force guidelines that make it clear that they are not to throw bombs at babies except for circumstances in which the officer feels their life is in danger"

The current politics in the United States can best be understood as a basic distinction between people who have sincere ethical and moral beliefs about the dignity of others—and are willing to act on that—and those who see the State as a tool to enact pain on enemies.

You're otherwise just LARPing.

Weed has never done worse than make me anxious and uncomfortable, drinking has landed me in the ER for both OD and withdrawals (which did help me get sober). You do you but plz play safe, alcohol has a very large / broad risk profile.

They're adding Disgaea Item Dungeons to Coke Freestyle machines you can venture 200 floors into root beer to unlock Tropical Barq's now

A woman in a white gown, arms outstretched over earth *whispers to wife* "That's mother earth"

THE 7TH SAGA
PRODUCE CO. 1993
SNES

You do you but "magus" comes via Latin (mah-goose) and Greek (mah-gihs or mah-geese).

If you only care about her athletic ability that is borderline

trans erasure.

As someone who has multiple dangerous interactions with a car every time I ride my bike I have zero patience for this bullshit from JD Vance and Kristi Noem about the agent feeling threatened by a car turning around. The average bike commuter has more courage than trigger-happy Jonathan Ross.

2600 was powerful enough hardware it had a couple of decent boxing games and an impressively good port of Kung-Fu Master. Also a Double Dragon port that isn't very good but is mostly playable. With "Karate" there's just not a lot to talk about, it's awful but not very interesting history.