Amber

I shoulda been a naturalist. I should be out in the wilderness wearing khaki shorts, bothering different kinds of snakes

can i just take an idea to an auto mod shop and be like hey wrap my car with this vibe? like a tattoo shop?

“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i turn down the music in my car so i can see better

CBCNEWS FBI identifies gunman shot dead at entrance of Trump's Florida estate Austin Martin, 21, had been reported missing by family in North Carolina hours earlier

the second shooter has been identified as royce rolls

Just came under a MASSIVE PSYCHIC ASSAULT at the grocery store

every—and i mean EVERY—pop culture news headline reads like a manchurian candidate activation phrase

filing a restraining order against my brain and my body

when your favorite bra finally starts falling apart and you have to put it down like old yeller

sexting you one handed because, y'know

(eating pizza)

I’m practicing going full reply guy soon.

The scream but with the former prince Andrew's horrified l'm being arrested face

bringing my own balls to the bowling alley (I am transgender)

Duck l'orange is what you do if you see an orange coming at your head.

anyone can declare tariffs. I declare tariff. please pay me for every like on your posts.

bringing my own balls to the bowling alley (I am transgender)

shush nobody knows how these work. I declare tariff on you.

anyone can declare tariffs. I declare tariff. please pay me for every like on your posts.

how many swords should i bring the cheesecake factory tonight?

Two stills from the television show Fraiser both set in Fraisers living room. The first showing a close up of Niles speaking to presumably Fraiser offscreen with text that reads "I'm especially looking forward to something called the 'munchies' stage". The second panel shows a wider shot showing Niles speaking to fraiser with text that reads "I'm think of pairing this Chilean sea bass with an aggressively zinfandel."

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does it count if it’s a steam deck

yes, the wheels of justice are slow. agonizingly, excruciatingly slow. and oftentimes they miss or go off the tracks entirely. in fact most of the time. but occasionally, very infrequently, that big wheel of justice delivers theoretical remuneration for a handful of vested business interests

NASA warns alíen life may not be fuckable

It’s official. Everything sucks

so we paid the tariffs and now the corporations that passed the costs on to me and you are the ones that are going to be reimbursed, do i have that correct

posting is a bit like bloodletting

uhhh two goblins twerking. i’m sure that’s fine. nothing is wrong

watching curling is like waiting for the dvd logo to land perfectly in the corner of the screen

“Exposure to algorithmic content leads users to follow conservative political activist accounts, which they continue to follow even after switching off the algorithm.”

bitches? alas, I’m afraid you misheard. I love *bitching*

Every cat yearns for the noble caress of a lesbian