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When you put it like this, a $75 million bribe to Melania and gutting the Washington Post seems like a small price to pay.

I heard a weird rumor,
Apparently every person in ICE has NEVER brought someone to orgasm? Like not even close. That's crazy.

Color photograph. A black and white kitten wearing a black and white camo suit is looking at a black suitcase. The super floofy gray tail of a cat is seen poking out of the suitcase as the kitten looks on curiously.

“I don’t understand the plan but I certainly respect the commitment, even if it is definitely not TSA approved.”

#cats #BlueskyCats #gato #CatsOfBluesky #TGIF

Twitch chat only wants one thing and it makes me sick

#indiegames #menacegame #twitchclips

Three 6 week-old kittens, one while with gray splotches, one brown tabby with a mostly white face (both girls) and one longhaired brown tabby with some white on his face look at me very suspiciously. Pretty soon, the brown tabbies slinked off to the other end of the pen to “hide” in the litter box. 🙄

Look what I gooot!

Two girls and one boy (right), around six weeks-old.

Me: Hi, cuties!
Them: We don’t like this. And we don’t like you.

That will change. 🤞

#FosteringSavesLives #Kittens #KittensofBluesky #FosterKittens #KittenSeason

Seems like most people on here are anti-evil. That's the kind of insular groupthink that loses elections :/

i don't think ted needed to say all this but it's very cool he did!

lol

lmao

good luck with that

The commander in chief telling troops who they have to vote for is itself a presidency ending impeachable scandal.

Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin @miseryvulture.bsky.social You, an idiot: Try this Taki, little Victorian child. You'll die instantly. Morose Victorian child labourer: Ah, such japes. Yet I cannot trifle myself with such childish pursuits. The hour grows late and the factory whistle is soon to loose its wretched cry. Anon, my friend. January 13, 2024 at 12:46 AM

David Numberman @StuntBirdArmy It's weird he can remember all of it [quote posting] Bhaskar Sunkara @sunraysunray Chef Boyardee Recalls Over 700k Pounds of Spaghetti. msn.com/en-us/foodandd... 2:36 PM - 28 Jun 2017

Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)

I'm always catching these strays. STRAYS THAT ANYONE WITH NORMAL SIZED HANDS COULD CATCH.

Seriously though It's been such fun playing Hellldivers 2 with great friends @aurumttv.bsky.social and @howlin-wolfy.bsky.social <3

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FEATURING THE MUSICAL TALENTS OF
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A small black kitten poking her head out of the neck hole of my jumper. She looks very grumpy still and a little bit worried, but she is actually relaxed. The photo is mostly a selfie of me, a white looking woman with dark hair and eyes.

Cadence and I had a big cuddle while we watched a movie and she was much more relaxed! Gaba for the win!

A dilute calico cat snuggled up in a blanket, only her face and front paws showing.

You could play the game made by a guy who thinks the right-wing agitators he gave money to are "characters doing a bit" or you could PLAY ANY OTHER GAME.

You don't need to play Mewgenics. It's not that special that you need to support this dipshit.

I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibility of me starting to shoot like Steph Curry in my mid-forties while overweight with a bad back at 5'9.

Yeah I spent all day vibing to the soundtrack yesterday, it’s amazing

So you're telling me Relooted has beautiful Afro-futurist visual design, a massive track of 44 chill beats, and 70 hand-crafted heists of culturally significant African artifacts to liberate?

For $15? Count me in.

A two-panel Little Bubbie Child comic. Top panel is the little bubbie child asking, "Dad, hwat was it like a livin' in the 90s?" Bottom panel is dad responding, "Sometimes you'd open a can a peanuts and they'd come snakes outta there."

This is starting to get like universal basic income where every single objective study shows the same result but the people who don't like that result go "uh, well there's just really no way to know"

i thought i understood Athlete Brain pretty well but Cold Athlete Brain is proving to be next level

This is valuable IF AND ONLY IF you add a concrete criminal penalty that can be applied to the violators.

Since that's not going to pass, you're just negotiating against yourself.

Starting Monday with a gentle, loving pile of sleepy kittens 😻😴

Come for the patented Yukon Sprawl. Stay for Peppermint’s full facehugger-to-lickies move on Foster Uncle Oso.

#FosterKittens #KittensOfBluesky #CatsOfBluesky #SkyCats