@jevanyn.bsky.social
Looking for less politics, less noise, less AI spooge posting; more joy, more sports ball talk, more human contact and Questions. Excellient spellar.
Can confirm. Household income is in that area, and we're not "participating" in shit.
30.11.2025 21:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's a 2pi + mousse kinda day
30.11.2025 21:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue" -- Airplane #dadjoke
30.11.2025 20:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That was supposed to be "eat dessert first". I'm gonna fire my editor lol
28.11.2025 14:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A very still & gentle #sunrise in #Ballarat this morning, a golden dawn spilling across Lake Wendouree.
Not such a bad way to kick off a day. Right?
#photography #iphoneography #landscape
Turkey, ham, and ... Rangoon? Or is that baklava, because "eat breakfast first"
28.11.2025 00:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
This is why a con man shouldn’t have been allowed to become President!
This 👇
Adult me: sure, people are expecting guests and want the house to look uts best.
11-year-old me: huh huh, she said "lawn care" huh huh
Pretty sure death threats are a felony under federal law. Might be an impeachable offense. Too bad the Dems have no balls.
20.11.2025 17:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Alexa, play "Handy Man" by James Taylor
20.11.2025 17:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 010/10 no notes
20.11.2025 17:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sign on a library book drop sign requesting people to yell "NOT A SQUIRREL" to confirm they are human and not a squirrel trying to steal Keith's lunch.
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
Stand back everyone! I'm going to eat yogurt!
20.11.2025 17:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's what a permanent scar looks like
20.11.2025 16:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#EpsteinFiles Eagerly awaiting another 3-and-out by the Dems with this particular political football
20.11.2025 15:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0By "real estate", you mean "buried in the back yard", right?
Right??
"Unimpeachable" is a great animation series on Amazon Prime
20.11.2025 15:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bert from Sesame Street, shocked face: "What the fuck did in just read?"
20.11.2025 15:23 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0When we're five years into the war with Gilead, we all remember this brave man, and noble way he [checks notes] complained about working on a weekend
20.11.2025 15:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ahhh, relaxing Minnesota. No wolves, just lakes and birdsong lol
20.11.2025 15:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot from an animated movie. Scientist guy, caught in a lie, looking at video evidence against him, saying "Wow, this is ... I'm seeing this footage for the first time. "
share.google/hjOf68s9rAcH...
20.11.2025 15:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There is a warning sign, posted at the heliosphere:
Warning
Carnivorous species
Enter at your own risk
MLB: gambling scandals
NFL: sexual assault allegations
Olympics, not to be out-done:
www.espn.com/olympics/sto...
Good to see a thoughtful essay about software design somewhere besides LinkedIn.
19.11.2025 19:10 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
I bet this bag does not contain a copy of "Beggars and Choosers".
www.goodreads.com/book/show/68...
Redacted LinkedIn post about job hunt payola. The #OPENTOWORK tag is a sign that they are a current job hunter.
#LinkedIn Somebody finally said the quiet part out loud. I wonder if this will improve their "impressions" or raise their "clout".
19.11.2025 19:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#slowclap
18.11.2025 03:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An orange kitty snuggles in a grey blanket. Meme text reads Sometimes self-care looks like this. It's okay to rest. Be kind to yourself.
Hi. It's me. I'm here to gently ask if you've been giving yourself grace? Patience? Self-care?
You've got this. You are enough, and you deserve all the good things.
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Oh no what did I do
13.11.2025 16:02 — 👍 1472 🔁 34 💬 55 📌 9Twin?
13.11.2025 20:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
