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Zelda is bouncing off of me but after a lot of skepticism I'm pretty impressed by Link here. Was thinking about the possibility of a silent Link the whole movie and thought about Cary Elwes as Farmboy. I'll be very impressed if this relationship is not romantic at all. I'm now paying attention.

The cybertruck is a massive men's rights win. Finally a car that she won't take in the divorce.

I feel crazy when people talk about woke, I first encountered the word in a photo from the Ferguson protests. Oprah used it a few months later. It took almost a decade of conservatives tripping over the word before it finally became theirs. They seem to have lost snowflake the same way.

i occasionally get wrapped up in a conversation social media about how many hours teachers truly work and I'll inevitably end up clicking on their profile to see if i can discern what subject or grade level they teach and it is ALWAYS "Analyst at State Farm/ MBA from Miami/Christ is King"

I worry about the abject poverty my children are en route to experience as other so-called superpowers leave us in the fucking dust. I know it's been a long time coming but that doesnt mean I like it.

youtu.be/3GfGOI7VD7g?...

This is good to know! (Goo goo gah gah)

workers will benefit, especially those.

it's the Online Way :)

timing sweeties

RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.

The Epstein story gets a something that is tearing at the heart of the electorate: elite impunity. The idea that wealthy and powerful people can do terrible things *at scale* and face no consequences for them. Whatever political party actually stops it could rule the country for a generation.

Obviously this sucks shit but also consider that the government's very own secret police of which there are thousands are so breathtakingly bad at their job that the government is now outsourcing violence and harassment

Last night my son was sitting on top of our play couches being a total turd-ball and wife couldn't get to closet and son refused to move so I kicked the bottom cushion to scooch it over and didnt see him standing up and he barrel-roll/tumbled all the way to the floor im' still laughing about it

today at the dog park neighboring the public tennis courts I witnessed a dude putting a battery operated ball launcher inside his suv accidentally hit some sort of button on it, which caused the machine to start firing tennis balls inside of the vehicle, which ended up giving him a black eye

Jesus goddamn

aaaaaaaaah okay gotcha. Yeah that's what we get for taking Bond more seroiusly with Daniel Craig. Just glue Pierce Brosnan back together it will work

i have not read anything about a revival or remake but I often marvel at how much our vernacular is just lines Mike Meyers movies and skits. It's fun to see how it's spread to generations that have clearly never seen them (and they tell two people and they tell two people, and so on, and so on)

Mother fuckers they did this with Biden too they talked about what a fighter he was while he and Americans ate absolute shit

I've many thoughts on this from the rise of demand for shorter games and "one-shot" ttrpg modules to being a poker and backgammon enthusiast who is unreasonably jealous the dames are taking to Mahjong of all things before I even learned how to play bridge. All I want to do is feminism and gamble.

I've never been more sure that the mask is equally likely in order to feel like a tough guy as it is to conceal identity (they just dont know how to do it properly, much like their policing.

Schumer put the nail in his own coffin and the Democratic Leadership. It's done. Just a matter of time. Ditto Centrists.

They have misread the moment and the rage of the people.

Trump and MAGA will continue playing them because they know they are weak.

Ha haha hahaha ah ha yeah

Eh did they need high paying jobs?

one heartening thing is i dont think germans followed the SS around calling them lil bitch asses

That's our Bernie!

Democrat consultant: let’s assure them that we won’t do this and then maybe we can get a few republican votes, turn this thing around!

I asked my daughter who just turned 7 and is in 1st grade what a veteran was. She said "uhhhh someone who keeps us safe?" What do i do with that man

ICE is a team sport for guys who would otherwise be school shooters

The playbook is so easy for Dems now: "OK what's YOUR vision for the country? No, not who are you scared of, I'm asking what are you going to DO?" on repeat until 2028.

Looking forward to Dems using Mamdani as a wedge between their responsibility as elected officials and their own day to day lives