G. D. Falksen

The human mind yearns for sauerkraut.

Welcome to reality. Things exist. WTF?

We are all suffering through some billionaire's midlife crisis.

a small frog is sitting on a counter next to an orange ball ALT: a small frog is sitting on a counter next to an orange ball

Become uncroakable.

"It's not a phase, Mom! I'm a Goth. I'm gonna go sack Rome."
##nocontext

If you can find a place that does good subtitles, you never let them go.

"I asked ChatGPT and-"

Well I consulted my astrologers and they informed me that your demon in a box is stupid and always wrong, so you are henceforth exiled to the wastes of Scythia.

I cant tell if these are amazing or ugly.
They are very Cassettepunk

Remove the souffle from the oven and let it sit for the average term of a French prime minister.

We used to get bread and circuses, now all we get is AI slop and depression.

If you are sick, do take a test.
Right now Stratus the new variant running around shows the ability to evade the immune system better than previous variants. You need to know if you have it so you can take care of yourself so you do not end up with life long problems.

Happy October!

If you care about something then do it well.

Dreams with Sharp Teeth

Ignorance feels nicer than knowledge, but it's worse.

Broadcast TV is dying, streaming struggles to be born. Now is the time of podcasts.

ma’am please stop bothering that baked potato😭

Nothing in the rules says a tortoise can't play basketball.

If everyone can own a pineapple, the rich are no longer special.

Something to remember a key symptom of brain damage is a loss of empathy.

"The middle of the 19th century, when your family doctor was Cocaine McGillicuddy."

"We can get you another emotional support giant unopened bag of sugar."

Wisdom is chasing you, but you are too quick for it.

Museums are just repositories for dead rich people's stuff.

It is beyond frustrating to know AI companies have stolen my books and so many other authors' books and art and knowing they made stupid amounts of money off of it without offering any compensation.

"Desperately using military force to become prom queen." #nocontext

The Stories of Tanith Lee Special edition of Tempting The Gods

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I wounder if anyone will see this and pass it on. We want more people to read her stuff. #TanithLee #books #reading #Horror #Fantasy #scifi

Biblically accurate Labubu.

I have just been dared to be a Labubu for Halloween. No idea how I'm going to do it, but challenge accepted.