Adam Rakunas

Philip Larkin’s this be the verse mangled into Ozymandias, the text reads They Oz you up, your mandyias. They may not mean to, but they do. They give you vast and trunkless legs A sunken shattered visage too. But they were Ozzed up in their turn By Mandyias upon the sand Who half the time had wrinkled lips And half in sneering cold command. Oz hands on mandyias to man. Like mighty works atop a shelf Look on them early as you can Ye mighty and despair yourself

I know the Founding Fathers weren't perfect, but I now wonder how many of them were absolute dipshits. Have we always been ruled by chunderskulls?

Dude gets Banks wrong, of course he'll get Tolkien wrong.

He is a dunderhead. A numbskull. Two tons of "duh" in a five-pound bag.

You laugh now, but you better come down to the bullpen with the rest of us and warm up.

in the 15th inning, players may activate their EX meters to use special Forbidden Arts

In the future, everyone will pitch for fifteen minutes.

I keep thinking of the person who took the time to make flyers decrying No Kings and the 3.5% and put them up all over my neighborhood.

I'm really sorry no one has subscribed to your podcast, bro.

Man, who is this guy saying there are no women fans of Star Trek. I did a whole history of women in Star Trek fandom two years ago

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Be glad I got my shingles shot last year.

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Hell, I thought Platner had a shot when he first announced. Now? Dude needs to go away forever.

Because there's a segment of podcast pundit class that really, really, really wants to get Collins voted out, which would allow them to claim credit for a generational shift in power. They're also bigoted shitbags, so the Nazi/mercenary stuff is a plus instead of the non-starter it should be.

listen we all know how to solve this



make 👏 Platner 👏 do 👏 an 👏 interview 👏 with 👏 Chotiner 👏

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Yep, that ruined me.

Periodic reminder that this scheming half-wit Goebbels isn’t even a lawyer.

No nazi stuff, with or without the capital N.

This is the baseline.

Redline everything and leave a single note that says, "Fleshbags rule, AIs drool."

Harrell and SPOG Rush Police Contract, Hamstringing Civilian Responders, Accountability Agencies » The Urbanist # While the Seattle Police Officers Guild scored a big raise and new benefits, the new labor contract negotiated by Mayor Bruce Harrell will continue to hamper the City’s new civilian crisis response ...

My analysis of the new proposed SPOG contract is now available @theurbanist.org. There's a lot going on with this contract!

www.theurbanist.org/2025/10/23/h...

The brighter a solitary light shines, the starker the shadow it casts. Encourage the light you see in others, to join your own, and watch the shadows retreat from your radiant glory.

New SFFH story prompt just dropped.

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HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY SORRY FOR OUR DELAY WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS A REAL DAY.

Well, at least Geddy Lee is happy.

Matter.

The German word for getting to the final quarter of a Culture novel and anticipating how Banks is about crush your soul as you stand in wide-eyed wonder at how he did it.

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

the man on the right has made it his life's mission to capture Lupin the Third

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