Opening the cupboard to take out the measuring cup. Close the cupboard. Wonder where the measuring cup went looking back and forth across the counters. You forgot to take it out of the cupboard.
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Opening the cupboard to take out the measuring cup. Close the cupboard. Wonder where the measuring cup went looking back and forth across the counters. You forgot to take it out of the cupboard.
24.10.2025 22:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As the current president literally tears down a wing of the White House, itβs wild to watch this video of a previous president being excoriated for putting his feet on the Oval Office desk.
(Including by π¨π¦ Ezra Levant!)
Itβs Dali-ish.
22.10.2025 15:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hope someone takes up translinks offer and takes an old train car and renovates it into a really cool space. Film it too. Youtube series. I think they have so much potential to be really cool living spaces. Such a fun project.
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20.10.2025 23:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Woohoo, Traitors Canada tomorrow. I love this series of shows. Im watching u.k celeb traitors too. And the u.s will start soonish.
20.10.2025 19:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0www.facebook.com/share/v/1Ek5...
She just won an award and was showing horses at a big show recently. Its a whole new world to me. I love her videos
I was watching a thing how a couple set up an only fans thing and making millions a year. And i love watching reels of peoples vids that provide a really good living. Like a farm and stable biz in tennessee and i think, wow I wish i wasnt so lazy. Really cool way to make a living.
20.10.2025 09:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0And the washroom is 20 mins away.
20.10.2025 08:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All friggen night non stop. βOh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeahβ¦β. We get it ok.
19.10.2025 06:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I looked and itβs only the folders. They all say empty when opened. Thank goodness i donβt have a folder titled Giant Dicks or something. I store those on a flashdrive.
18.10.2025 23:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So yeah I just backed up part of my personal desktops folders to my work's onedrive. At least everyone has access to 14 000 pics of my cat and bitchin music. I'll talk with the IT guy monday and we can prob delete it.
18.10.2025 19:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0And people got annoyed at little kids kicking the back of thier seat before. Now itβll be closer for full reachable impact.
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18.10.2025 16:16 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hmm, that would be interesting.
17.10.2025 18:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cat parents: when i adopted Fergus he had more baldness in front of his ears. Now about 6 months later it seems to be filling in and floofs. Does that happen with no more stress? He was a street cat his first year, then quite stressed with the other cats in petsmart adoption center.
16.10.2025 23:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Are you in the dull mens club in facebook? Because this is an excellent post. Just need a banana, or a chalk rendering. Or none at all.
16.10.2025 23:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0There are to pedals. Is it poo powered?
16.10.2025 18:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0An image created by ChatGPT of Fergus my cat dressed in down and throne. I asked it to βdraw my cat if it was a kingβ.
If Fergus was a king. Chatgpt in case you canβt tell. Easy mistake.
15.10.2025 23:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The sound! ππβ€οΈ
15.10.2025 01:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π₯³π€©ππ ββοΈπ₯Ύπ¦π
14.10.2025 07:01 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The best time to get on my exercise bike is when im overthinking something and my anxiety is risingβ¦then im like an ace athlete rider at a billion rpm. And i feel better after too. Try it.
14.10.2025 03:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Worth it! ππ₯³
13.10.2025 03:50 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The u.s should be uploaded to onedrive so they can restore a previous version after *ing stuff up.
12.10.2025 21:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Were they googly eyes?
12.10.2025 18:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Aiken Drum 234
12.10.2025 16:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why are catβs preferred area of barfing on the bed.
11.10.2025 20:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Like Friendship Dave said, you canβt win a no bell prize if you have a bell already on your collar.
10.10.2025 21:14 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Karen McSherry on cknw and tin foil talk. I think a lot of us simultaneously went βooooooohhhβ. Love it.
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