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BMI : 60% tea, 36% jellybeans, 4% cat fur πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦β€οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ 🐾🐒πŸ₯°

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Opening the cupboard to take out the measuring cup. Close the cupboard. Wonder where the measuring cup went looking back and forth across the counters. You forgot to take it out of the cupboard.

24.10.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
President puts foot on desk, furor ensues
YouTube video by CNN President puts foot on desk, furor ensues

As the current president literally tears down a wing of the White House, it’s wild to watch this video of a previous president being excoriated for putting his feet on the Oval Office desk.

(Including by πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Ezra Levant!)

23.10.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

It’s Dali-ish.

22.10.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope someone takes up translinks offer and takes an old train car and renovates it into a really cool space. Film it too. Youtube series. I think they have so much potential to be really cool living spaces. Such a fun project.

21.10.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a game of ping pong with the numbers 15 and 12 ALT: a game of ping pong with the numbers 15 and 12
21.10.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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20.10.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Woohoo, Traitors Canada tomorrow. I love this series of shows. Im watching u.k celeb traitors too. And the u.s will start soonish.

20.10.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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She just won an award and was showing horses at a big show recently. Its a whole new world to me. I love her videos

20.10.2025 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was watching a thing how a couple set up an only fans thing and making millions a year. And i love watching reels of peoples vids that provide a really good living. Like a farm and stable biz in tennessee and i think, wow I wish i wasnt so lazy. Really cool way to make a living.

20.10.2025 09:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And the washroom is 20 mins away.

20.10.2025 08:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All friggen night non stop. β€œOh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah…”. We get it ok.

19.10.2025 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I looked and it’s only the folders. They all say empty when opened. Thank goodness i don’t have a folder titled Giant Dicks or something. I store those on a flashdrive.

18.10.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So yeah I just backed up part of my personal desktops folders to my work's onedrive. At least everyone has access to 14 000 pics of my cat and bitchin music. I'll talk with the IT guy monday and we can prob delete it.

18.10.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And people got annoyed at little kids kicking the back of thier seat before. Now it’ll be closer for full reachable impact.
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18.10.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get well soon at your earliest convenience.

18.10.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm, that would be interesting.

17.10.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cat parents: when i adopted Fergus he had more baldness in front of his ears. Now about 6 months later it seems to be filling in and floofs. Does that happen with no more stress? He was a street cat his first year, then quite stressed with the other cats in petsmart adoption center.

16.10.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you in the dull mens club in facebook? Because this is an excellent post. Just need a banana, or a chalk rendering. Or none at all.

16.10.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There are to pedals. Is it poo powered?

16.10.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An image created by ChatGPT of Fergus my cat dressed in down and throne. I asked it to β€œdraw my cat if it was a king”.

An image created by ChatGPT of Fergus my cat dressed in down and throne. I asked it to β€œdraw my cat if it was a king”.

If Fergus was a king. Chatgpt in case you can’t tell. Easy mistake.

15.10.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The sound! 😭😍❀️

15.10.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯³πŸ€©πŸŽƒπŸ™…‍♀️πŸ₯ΎπŸ¦˜πŸ”

14.10.2025 07:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The best time to get on my exercise bike is when im overthinking something and my anxiety is rising…then im like an ace athlete rider at a billion rpm. And i feel better after too. Try it.

14.10.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Worth it! 🚁πŸ₯³

13.10.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The u.s should be uploaded to onedrive so they can restore a previous version after *ing stuff up.

12.10.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Were they googly eyes?

12.10.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aiken Drum 234

12.10.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why are cat’s preferred area of barfing on the bed.

11.10.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like Friendship Dave said, you can’t win a no bell prize if you have a bell already on your collar.

10.10.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Karen McSherry on cknw and tin foil talk. I think a lot of us simultaneously went β€œooooooohhh”. Love it.

10.10.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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